[JEREMY]
C-c-c-cmon, C-c-c-cmon, Go
Ow!
[THE SQUIP]
What did we say about masturbation?
[JEREMY]
I was just gonna check my email!
[THE SQUIP]
You can't lie to me Jeremy, I'm inside your brain.
Now, we're going to devise a system.
I tally every time you think about sex and that is how many push-ups you do.
If this morning is an indicative sample, you'll have pecs in no time.
[JEREMY]
Still not gonna be the cool guy, but maybe not so left out.
Of all the characters in school , I might be the one who the story's about.
Now that someone's helping me out
[THE SQUIP]
Now get ready
[THE SQUIP & JEREMY]
To more...
[JEREMY]
...Than survive!
[ENSEMBLE]
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Na Na
[JEREMY]
All in all a not too heinous day.
[ENSEMBLE]
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
[JEREMY]
Walk the hall with purpose as I swagger on my way.
[ENSEMBLE]
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na, Hey! Hey! Hey!
[JEREMY]
Feeling crisp and high and clean.
I head to drama practice with Christine!
