Don't Mind Us

Three

"Max! What are you doing?" David yelled to the boy.

"We're getting the son of a bitch who tried to kill us!" Max snapped back.

I knew David would take my side. He was to naive to understand about the koolaid accident.

Of course, I was right.

"Max! He did no such thing! He is nice and sweet and cute!" He slapped his hand over his mouth and blushed.

Did he call me cute? Maybe because he looks so much like me... I thought, shocked.

When I looked down at Max, he was rolling on the ground laughing.

"I can't believe it!" He screamed. "David's gay for Daniel! I knew it!" Max yelled.

David was petrified. He was like a statue and only blinked rapidly.

"Gwen?!? I need our friends..." He yelled to Gwen.

"Sure David. Wait. What the fuck is he doing here?" She said as she walked over.

"Hello to you too." I said without emotion.

She rolled her eyes and walked over to David.

"Friends?" I asked the girl.

"Ben and Jerry. The ice cream. It's the only thing that can calm him down." She said as she dragged David away.

"You're just gonna leave me with the murderous brats?" I called to them.

From a distance I heard David laugh.