O Zaalima! (IshRa OS) #Completed

O Zaalima!

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"Zaalimaaaaaaaaa" roared the call in the Bhalla mansion.

"Lo ji. Ishq ke sitam ka maara hua Ashiq pukara. Jaaiye Zaalimaji... Mazloom pe zara nigah-e-karam toh kar aayiye" Mihika sounded like a shayar.

"Waah waah! Waah waah! Subhan Allah" Simmi played along.

"Shukriya! Shukriya!" Mihika bent her head and waved her hand in 'aadaab' style.

"Kuch bhi" Ishita shrugged "Koi important kaam hoga tabhi bulaya hoga" she said wiping her hands on the kitchen towel.

"Haan bhai! Hume toh pata hi nahi ke Jiju ka so called IMPORTANT kaam kya hai" Simmi teased. Mihika laughed at her comment and raised her hand for a high-five.

Ishita was annoyed to see them enjoying at her cost "Moo band karogi tum donon? Ya ye laddu thoosun tumhare moo me?" She warned.

"Kuch laddu unke moo me thoos do jo baar baar tumhe bulake hamara kaam bigaad rahe hain" Mihika said.

"Zaalimaaaaaaa" echoed the call again.

"Arey aayiiiiiii" Ishita screamed back.

"Jaao jaao" Simmi waved her off.

"Tum donon ko toh mai baad me dekh lungi" Ishita warned before leaving to her room.

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"Kya hai?" She asked him.

"Kya 'kya hai?' Woh towel pada hai bed pe. Laakar do" he commanded putting his head out of the washroom.

"Woh toh aap khud bhi le sakte the Raman" she huffed.

"Bina kapdon ke baahar aa jaata? Bhool gayi log ghoom rahe hain ghar me?" He reminded.

"Achhaji? Aapko yaad hai ke ghar pe log jama hue hain tyohar keliye? Phir bhi baar baar mujhe bina matlab ke bulakar mera waqt barbaad kar rahe ho?" she asked placing her hands on hips.

"By the way! Abhi tum khud apna waqt barbaad kar rahi ho mujhse behes karke. Jis kaam keliye bulaya hai, woh karke dafa ho jaao yahan se" he waved her off.

"Hawww! Dafa? How mean!" She squinted her eyes at him and he giggled enjoying her anger.

Irritated with his never ending mischiefs, she pulled the towel angrily from the bed and threw it at him from a distance of 2 feet. He ditched the towel and grabbed her hand in the nick of time, pulled her into the washroom and closed the door.

Seeing him clad in a towel already, she was all the more irritated. She wriggled in his hold "Kya karrr rahe ho aap?" She scolded.

"Romaaaaance" he replied dreamily "jo tumhe bilkul bhi karna nahi aata" he taunted.

"Hogaya aapka?" She rolled her eyes "Ab chodo mujhe jaane do"

"Aise kaise jaane doon? Kam se kam ek kiss toh banti hai" he made a puppy face.

"Kiss? Bathroom me?" She asked.

"Kyun? Yahan kounsi public hai jo 'PDA prohibited' ka rule tum apply karne lagi ho?" He remarked.

"Aap na sudhroge nahi! Ghar pe dost, rishtedaar ikhatta hue hain tyohaar keliye aur ghar ke malik ko BATHROOM me apni biwi ke sath romance ka soojh raha hai" she commented.

"Aur kya karun? Dost, rishtedaar ke bahane se tumne raat me bedroom me aana toh band kar diya hai. Aur din me toh hamare kamre ko public depot samajhke jiski jab marzi hoti hai aata jaata rehta hai. Ab yahi ek option bacha hai mere paas ke bathroom me apni biwi ke sath romance karun" he sulked.