person: you're so ugly that you entered an ugly contest and they said 'sorry no professionals allowed'
you: oh so that's why you're still here.
![](https://img.wattpad.com/cover/115190988-288-k367636.jpg)
ugly contest
person: you're so ugly that you entered an ugly contest and they said 'sorry no professionals allowed'
you: oh so that's why you're still here.