One. I began writing this book about three years ago, a time when I wasn't nearly as educated in the form of writing. Some of the latter chapters will highly exceed the ones in the beginning due to the fact that they were written much more recently. I apologize for any sudden changes in writing style.
Two. This is a very short story and has an almost non existent plot. The idea is more for purposes to express a love of humor and hopefully will keep you entertained.
Three. Constructive criticism is always appreciated, even though much of this book was written years ago. Editing is always an important part of books and I will hopefully be able to improve all parts of the story even the ones from my more childish days.
Four. Normally I write using the app, considering how much more user friendly it is compared to the website. This means I will not directly dedicate chapters but instead tag you. Its just easier for myself to do it this way.
Five. Dedications will be given to anyone who makes me laugh, or votes or someone who inspires me, basically anything beneficial.
Six. This book was not meant to be enjoyed by anyone of a high ranking and was created one day at a school lunch table. Before beginning to read, do not expect to highly of my writing.
seven. there is expected to be a total of 38 chapters, but the ones written still need editing.
eight. considering how difficult it is to type out How To Be A Bad Guy On A Ship I'm just going to refer to it as How To because its just so long.
nine. after spending four and a half hours counting because I suck at math, I've discovered that if I actually stuck to my schedule, I should have been done mid November 2017. Its now mid January and I'm barely halfway done. Guess it was worth a shot. I'll keep working at it.
ten. if you haven't seen it already, in each chapter of this book I like to do a thing called questiontime . I have done this in the past and think it's a great way to get to know my readers. You all have such amazing personalities and I want to know some about your lives! If you ever want to see my answers to the questions just check the comment section. I'll put mine in there with you all of yours.
Shoutouts:
One. norapanda6for being one of the peope who helped me come up with amazing chapter titles and stories. Almost all of the chapters had some of her ideas in it.
Two.senseikiwifor the beautiful covers! thanks so much!
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Well thankseveryoneforreadingandfeelfreetoaskanyquestionsyoumayhave!
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