1. Kumamon

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by mystical_jams

by mystical_jams

"Sweety! Honey! Come down here" shout Jina's mother. She heard her mom calling out for her and suddenly wide eyed the bathroom door infront of her. "Just a sec mom!" She replied from the toilet, slightly groaning.

"For god's sake can't you just call me down when I'm not pooping? Ooooot~ Ooooot~" she muttered followed by the 'Ooot ooot' sound she make whenever she's trying hard to poop out all the poop in her body.

"*ploop* Ah... finally" she sighed in relief when the last chunk of brown, sticky and solid thing plopped out of her body after having a hard time groaning and pushing it out.

Jina is quite abnormal than the other kids. She's quite a special kid to be precise. I mean it. She does things other people wouldn't do for example:-

1. She has a weird habit of standing on the toilet bowl ring and squats on it when pooping or peeing.

2. She would switch off every light in the house when she's alone and recite a ritual in her room before having a conversation with the walls in her house. (She likes to talk about her curiousity on how poop were made with the walls in her house)

3. She have this one obsession with kumamon (a fictional character) to the point that her whole room is filled with kumamon mini figures, plushies, even her blanket has a picture of kumamon in it. (She would actually kill someone who touches her stuff so dont mess with her. She would go all 'U MESS WITH ME ESE I GO LOCO ON U' mode whenever someone landed his/her finger even a slight bit on her things and DaYUm it hurts.)

4. Dont get me started with this one. Sigh... She has this weird imagination of her hand and feet talking to her. She actually talk to them back as if her hands and feet has a mouth to talk (if you can imagine it). She would always start the coversation with those body parts of hers with "I realize how ugly you are and stinky at the same time" or "Dud IM LIKE A BIRD".

She pulled her pants up after doing her business and flush down the poop in the toilet bowl. She just stares at the solid-liquid thing being flushed down the toilet with curiousity. "Hm...I wonder where does all poop in the world go when its flushed down the toilet" jina mumbled to herself before smiling creepily.

"Well, theres only one way to find out" she kneels down on the bathroom floor while placing both of her hands on the toilet bowl, totally forgetting about her mom and before she could actually dunk her head into the still-swirling water in the bowl, her mom called out for her again making her freeze where she is and shout back to her mom "Alright mom!".

Jina stood up from the floor and walk towards the door with a frown on her face. Just as she was about to twist the doorknob, she turn her head towards the toilet bowl with an awful mischevious smirk. "I'm not done with you yet" was the last thing she said before exiting the bathroom. But wait, little did she know, she actually forgot to clean herself after pooping.

Jina runs downstairs like in the movie 'naruto' where all the ninjas runs with their arms at the back with full speed. While running like that even at the stairs, she accidently trip her foot on one of the carpets which is placed on the staircase. Her whole body falls to the front, rolling down the staircase. If other people was in this case, they would probably cry for help or wince in pain because of the impact but somehow for jina, it seems like she's imagining herself sliding instead of rolling down.

"WOOHHOOO" she cheered as she roll down the stairs. Once she's down the stairs, she tried standing up but she felt dizzy like she's drunk or something. "Oh mooommm~~~ whats 1+1 equals toooooo?? OH GOD IS THAT *gasp* IS THAT A FRIGGING LIGHT? *hiccup* GrEaT i have hiccups now. SAYONARA, GOODBYE, ANNYEONG, JSJAIJE (alien language people cant understand) AND BYE IN EVERY LANGUAGES EXISTS IN THIS WORLD IM GOING TO THE LIGHT" she hallucinate while walking around the kitchen which is on the left of the stairs.

She drops flat on the kitchen floor right after she bid her last "goodbye" to the world. Her mom enters the kitchen without noticing her daughter on the floor and accidently step on her leg. "IM ALIVE" she suddenly shout out loud when her mom stepped on her. "HOLY WATER SPRAYED GHOSTS OH CHOCOLATE FUDGE BLESS ME LORD IM SO SORRY I STEPPED ON YOU" her mom flinched as she was suprised how on earth her daughter fell flat on the marble floor. "Am I in heaven now?"

(A/N)

Im gonna continue this on the next chapter coz my friend... i have homework to deal with so Sayonara readers.

Btw hope ya like this short story