Oneshots/Drabbles but written by Ate

Duni x Uni

Blue hair, amber eyes, round glasses? Duni was gay for that man.
He is so perfect, he though giddily to himself as he passed Dick and Dashlie who were nose to nose, "arguing". He had told them awhile back most people didn't argue that close to each other. Dashlie had promptly kicked him in the throat.
He passed DDawn, his silly companion, who was sitting in a boat looking rather displeased.
"Lovely day, isn't it, DDawn?" Duni hummed, clutching his journal to his chest as he skipped past. Dawn looked up at him.
"Eet iz minuit, you imbécile." Duni sighed happily, not quite paying attention.
"Yes it is~!" He strolled through the wrecked village of Hard Landing, absentmindedly writing in his journal. He picked up a flower, and started picking the petals off.
"He loves me, He loves me not.." unfortunately for the flower, it ended up with "He loves me not." He burned it, still smiling.

The others were getting tired of this. Really, really tired of this. DDawn especially. The other two "argued" for most of the time, so they minded a bit less, if anything. At this point, DDawn was very tempted to stick his head under an anvil if it meant not hearing Dashlie and Dick "argue" (very odd arguing if you asked him), or Duni speak about Uni 24 hours a day every. Single. Day. He missed the days when he would actually speak to him about anything else then Uni. H wouldn't admit it, of course. He was supreme edgelord.

"DDaaaaawn!!" DDawn perked up. Duni was skipping towards him. "Heyyyyy~ make room in that little love boat for me, wouldja~?"
"It iz not a love boat," DDawn protested. "It iz Navire pour le bataille! "
"Now, DDawn, you remember I don't speak French, right?" Duni's eyelids lowered lazily, and he stuck his tongue out. Dawn rolled his eyes, though his heart skipped a beat.

(Do robots have hearts? Is it possible for robots to feel romantic attraction? Hell maybe DDawn isn't a robot. He's an alien guys. Sound good? Good.)

"You are...how you say? Stupid as a mule." Duni howled with laughter, making the boat rock. DDawn clutched the sides, hissing. "Vhat do you want?"
"Well...could you hook up the portal? I want to go see Uni."

Of course.

DDawn sighed. "Whatever you say."

- -

Uni was surprised, to say the least, when he received an envelope by bird. He was relaxing at the family house, his friends and siblings chatting. He was just closing his eyes when a loud thunk startled him off the couch. Ashlie giggled, before opening the window to check on the bird.
"Hey, guys? This bird has a thing wrapped around its foot?" She picked up the bird gently and set it on the coffee table. Uni reached to untie it. It was a small parchment of paper, with writing in red...liquid.
"Is that red soup?" He questioned out loud. Nick perked up at this. "Settle down, Nick. You can't drink it off the paper." Nick grumbled.
"What's it say, Uni?" Catherine's ears twitched curiously. "Read it right meow!"
"Only if you stop with the meowing." Uni peered over his glasses to read the fine print.

Dear Uni,

How are you, my handsome man? I miss you! Meet me at the willow tree behind your family home. You know, the one by the cactus farm? Hmm, how about 9pm ish? I just want to talk <3

Your best pal,

D.

Uni's cheeks burned and he hastily tried to hide the parchment. However, Nick had been reading over his shoulder.
"Your boyfriend wants you?" He smirked at the older male.
"Oy..Shut your trap!" Uni's face was beet red.  "He isn't my boyfriend! How many times do I have to run it though all of your skulls?"
"Oy, calm down little bro." Wiliker draped his arm across his brother's shoulder. "There ain't nothing to be ashamed of. I sure am proud of you coming out of the closet."
"HE IS NOT MY BOYFRIEND." Uni huffed, ducking out from under his brother's reach. Ashlie crossed her arms.
"Are you gonna go see him?" She asked.
"Why would I?"
"You could get some information. This is such a golden opportunity, if you pass this up I am making your life a living hell." Uni raised an eyebrow. "... Even more of a hell than usual."
"I'm with Ashlie on this one." Nick put an arm around the shorter female. "If you pass up such a good opportunity, i will force feed you red soup for a month."
Uni shuddered at the thought. "Fine..." He glanced at Dawn, who had been even more quiet than usual. "What about you, Dawn? What do you think?"

Dawn looked up, his normal neutral gaze felt unsettling, to say the least. "I don't think you should go."
"Why not?" Matt piped up. Dawn shrugged, then went back to staring out the window.

"So it's settled." Nick cocked his head to the side. "Uni will go see Duni tonight and hopefully get info. Heck, if you can, bring him down Uni."

Later that night, equipped with a diamond sword, Uni set out to the willow tree. Nick and Ashlie watched him go from the porch, partially to make sure he didn't chicken out, mostly because they wanted to spy on them.

Uni shuddered, the night breeze colder than he predicted it to be. After carefully stepping through the cacti, he saw a small light beneath the tree. He arrived at the roots, and U
Duni stepped out from behind the tree. Uni's breath hitched.

This edgelord was much more attractive then he remembered.

"Uni!" He smiled, his usual cold and unsettling presence melting away. A torch sat at the foot of the tree. Next to it, a picnic basket and some blankets. Duni took a step closer to Uni. They were standing rather close to each other now. Uni felt rather at ease.
Cmon, snap out of it. He thought to himself. This guy, he put you through so much-
"I'm so glad you could make it~" Duni's smile was infectious, and Uni had to fight to keep a straight face.
"What do you want, you edgy prick?" He crossed his arms. Duni stepped closer and with surprising gentleness, unfolded Uni's arms and pulled him towards the foot of the tree.
"That isn't very nice, Uni~" Duni wrapped his arms around him. He was shorter than Uni, which he found super adorable- NO. No Uni bad Uni.
Duni patted Uni's hand, the one in which held his weapon. "You won't be needing this! We're having a picnic, silly. Aren't you hungry?" He buried his face in Uni's shirt and pulled him down. He wrapped he and Uni in the blankets, and opened the picnic basket.
"Let's see...how does friend chicken sound?"

The two ate while Duni told stories, flirted and told jokes. They were dreadfully hilarious. Uni forgot what Nick and Ashlie had said about the information thing, and just relaxed. The two laughed together like two old friends. Finally, 10 minutes to midnight, Uni glanced at his watch.
"Oh dear, would you look at the time!" He started packing up. "I'm dreadfully sorry, but I have to catch a portal back home. Don't worry,I'll be seeing more of your handsome face soon." He winked. Uni smirked.
"Whatever you say."
"Well, I'll be off!" Duni started to walk away. Uni turned towards the cottage and took a step. "Oh, Uni? One more thing."

Uni turned around, and a pair of cold lips smashed into his. His eyes were wide in shock, before he closed his eyes. He was surprisingly okay with this. Duni smirked.
"Well, now I really have to go." He backed up and disappeared. "Cheers!"

Shocked, Uni stood there for a couple minutes, Not quite able to process this. He walked back, to find Ashlie and Nick asleep together on the couch on the porch. Ashlie stirred, hearing Uni climb up the creaky staircases. "Hey, Uni..." she mumbled sleepily. "Get any information?"
"Information?" Uni said, still in shock and not quite all there. "What information?" Ashlie checked her watch.
"Y'all were out there for awhile...what were you guys doing? Kissing?" She teased. Uni stayed quiet, but the blood rushed to his cheeks. Seeing this, Ashlie shrieked.
"YOU KISSED HIM?"

....

"YOU DID VHAT?" DDawn yelled. Duni twirled.
"I KISSED HIM! This is the best day of my life~..." Duni swooned, before heading to Uni's bed in the mansion. DDawn shook his head.

Sacrébleu, that man was gay.

And DDawn loved him for it.

Heyyyy guys it's Ate, back at it again with the late night drowsy writing. I'm very rusty so please excuse me! Anyway, hope you enjoyed, leave a comment with your thoughts and suggestions! Thanks pals.

Sincerely me!
Ate