I ask if the network admission site was "Vimeo.com/admin/new/network-join.HTML", to where I was wrong. I move along to the link the admin sent me (Vimeo.com/admin/network-join.HTML), and prepare myself for the interview.
An avatar by the name of "SuperBrandon-v.9" was going to interview me. His bio screen said the following:
Avatar: SuperBrandon-v.9
Model Texture: Creeper-Clown-012.png
Gender: Male
Real Name: Brandon Akalikovski
Age: 24
His texture was strange. It was sort of a clown, but it had a joker hat, a floating white-and-red face, small hands which also hovered, and no feet. It was strange, even coming from the guy whose texture is a wire-frame stick person, with a blue dodecagon for a head.
"So, JakeTehJax11, you want to be part of the Vimeo network, I assume?" I choke on my words, "Y-yes I am. I would like to join the network, I mean." He gives me a look of confusion. "I see. Now, have you worked on any network before?" It takes a bit of time for me to answer,as my throat feels like it is disappearing. "No, sir." He starts writing something in a .docxl file. "Okay. Now lastly, would you let me see the age section of your bio? The resume you sent was half-corrupted."
I look for the non-corrupted backup all across the 7TB of disk space on my computer. It takes a while but I eventually find it. I then send it to SuperBrandon for inspection, where he notices something.
"You, you know HTML 6?", he stammers with disbelief. Then he starts to laugh. "Is that a joke? What kind of shotty experience is that? Nobody has used that since 2017. I could do more with a .txt file!" I feel quite embarrassed, as he laughs at my experience, which I admit isn't very compatible. So I try to figure out what to say.
"I know Crok CodeCompiler 9." He looks at me with disbelief. "I... do have some experience." He mutters, under his breath, "You are over-experienced. Go speak with Jayluxe or hAndy_Man08. They know CodeCompiler 9." As I get ready to head off to Jay and hAndy_Man, I wonder, "What the heck was all that about?"
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TechnicAlchemy
Science FictionBy Cubester_64 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [canceled due to quality issues] This is the story of a 14-year-old boy, gifted with knowledge of "Crok CodeCompiler 9", finding his way online in the near future of 2025. In this future, certain people who CodeCompile...
