Fairy tail reacting to ships

Gale

Me:I SHIP ITTTTT
natzu:AHHHHHH OMG MY SHI- I mean that's cool
Lucy:*giggles* natzu it's ok to let your inner fanboy out its reacting to ships key word REACTING *under breath* baca
Natzu:what did you just say brat
Me:HOLD UP ISN'T NALU A THING NOW WE HAD A FREAKING CELEBRATION FOR THIS IT LITERALLY HAS ITS OWN HOLIDAY
natzu/Lucy: REALLY OF CORSE WE ARE A thing I LOVE HER,HIM
Me: AHHHH-KYAHH
Sting:THIS ISN'T NALU THIS IS GALE OK?
Me:you made me KYAHHH GRRRR
All:RUN STING RUN
Me:GRRRAHHH SHADOW HEART LASER BEAM
Sting:AHHHHHGAHAHAH
Me:ok anyway we all love this ship right
Gajeel:NO ME AND SHRIMP GROSS *blushes*
Wendy:HE IS BLUSHING AHHHHHH
Gajeel:NO IM NOT YOU ARE
Wendy:HEHEHEH
Levy:I DONT LIKE METAL HEAD EWWW,HE HAS NO EYEBROWS *giggles,blushes*
Happy:YOU LOVEEE HIM
Levy:I WILL RIP YOU TO SHREDS IF YOU EVER SAY THAT HAPPY-KUN UNDERSTAND?!?!?
Happy:yes I'm s-sorry heheh
Natzu:he did it to me and Lucy
Lucy:ya he did but now we are a couple so it's fine hehe
Natzu:yep
Me:EKKKKK
Me:ok then moving- KYAHHH
Lucy:HAHAHA I THREW A BIKIN POTION AT YOU HHAHAHA
Me:GRRRR LUCY I SWEAR NOT TODAY
Lucy:FINE NATZU WHAT THE HELL
All boys, crush : *nose bleed*
Me:PERVES *kicks them in the sky*
Me:OMG THAT WAS MY CRUSH SHOOT (AN-I don't actually have a crush just letting you know that I don't like people I'm an introvert any way moving on to the story)
Wendy:you said that out loud hehe
Me:WENDY IM GONNA KILL YOU GRRRRR SHADOW HEART-
Wendy:it's not my fault you said it and-
Me:LASER BEAM
*wendy gets flown away*
Wendy:AHHHHHHHHHH
*gajeel's head* I like shrimp but there is no way she would like me back...
*Levy's head* I like metal head just there is no way in heck he would like me back...
*Both heads* oh well *out of head*
Me:you guys ok you spaced out for a sec
Gajeel,levy: YA WERE FINE *both blush*
Me:SURRRRRREEEE HEHEH
levy:I'm leaving *blushes*
Gajeel:leaving also*blushes*
*Both look at Each-other one last time and left blushing*
Me:weird anyway that was it
All:BYE TILL THE NEXT CHAPPY
me: *in head* ohhh god it kills me they don't know I passed out but I woke up at the fact that we are playing truth or dare next time they can't know I'm this monster they would be scared of me oh well I'll just wait till it happens
*out of head*
Me:BAI GUYS oh and the perverts say bye but they are currently passed out heheh bye...
Mira:NEXT TIME IS TRUTH OR DARE JEJJEHE
Me:hahah yeah it is... BAI GUYS
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Hey guys so this chapter had less weird stuff but I had to add a pervert part cause IM ME hahah any way I hope you guys enjoy and wait till the next chappy.... it will be a two part thing so far that might change but up to now it is two parts anyway... So BAI guys