The Many Adventures of Omegle

Gender! >:D

Stranger: :)

You: *puts my man parts back on my panst and runs to your friend*

You: MR. TREE I LOVE YOU! :d

You: MARRY ME

You: WE CAN HAVE BABIES

You: OH YES LOTS OF BABIES

Stranger: we cant

You: AND THOSE BABIES CAN HAVE BABIES

You: AND THEN THEY CAN HAVE BABIES

You: WE'LL START A WHOLE BABY FARM OF GAY BABIES! :D

Stranger: Stupid Homo.

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

( Oh Pfft! Your tree friend LOVES my homo-osity! >:D )

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

Stranger: F?

You: Hey girl! :D

You: yes

You: you?

Stranger: And I'm a guy :)

Stranger: Age? :)

You: cool just a guy..and a girl....talking

You: I'm 17

You: *OVAL OFF OFF* Aaaannnddd now I'm a guy

You: *sneeze*

You: nope girl

You: *BAHAHAHA* guy

You: girl

You: guy

You: girl

Stranger: Wtf...

You: LETS JUST SEDLE WITH BOTH

You: so how you doing hot stuff? ;D

Stranger: You a guy or a girl? Lol

You: I......I....WHY CAN'T YOU LOVE ME JUST THE WAY I AM? D':

You: YOU

You: YOU

You: ASS!

You: *gasp*

Stranger: Lol your a girl :)

You: yah sure bro?

You: cause my DICK could prove other wise

Stranger: Lets see it

You: ;D hehe you dirty muggle

You: okay fine...I have boobs.........

You: BUT

You: I still might be a guy

You: ..........

You: you never know what kinda weird shit parents put their kids through now a days

You: PEER PRESURE I TELL YAH

Stranger: Well are you a guy or girl? Tell me...

You: guess baby! ;D

You: *sexual noise*

Stranger: Girl?

You: yes

You: DING SING SING

Stranger: Promise?

You: WOLOLOLOLOLO

You: no

You: ;D

You: I MAKE NO SUCH PROMISES

Stranger: You have a Skype?

You: nope

You: you wouldn't wanna see my transgender face anyways!

You: YOU ASS! D:<<

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: Hello! :D

You: bro

Stranger: hey

You: do you liek my accent?

You: it's from cuba

Stranger: what accent

You: it's american

Stranger: ok?

You: anyways........

You: whats y gender love?

Stranger: male

You: HALALALLALALALA

You: oh cool

Stranger: you?

You: i'ma female

Stranger: cool

You: :F

Stranger: how old are you?

You: *turns my face inside out*

You: 14

You: jk

Stranger: you should send a pic of you

You: I'm a 24 year old creep who lives in michael jacksons basement

You: okay! :D

You: okay here.........

Stranger: how old are you really? haha

You: now this pic was taken at 4 am ...so don't judge

Stranger: ok

You: http://www.makems.com/graphic/ugly-women-18.jpg

You: so whats your number baby? :D

Stranger: your being extreamly annoying

You: OLOLOLLOLOLO

You: I BE YAMI

You: MASTER OF THE BANDANAS

You have disconnected.

( ;D )