A parallel universe takes place. Where people are ogres, and ogres are people. Tyler Joseph, an apparent ogre, owns a swamp. But he is very cautious and protective of his swamp, and will not let such thing as a human into the swamp. Shrek the human comes along, and stumbles into some bushes. Accidentally revealing Tyler's home. He fell in love, not with just the swamp, but with the ogre himself.
"When can I get near that!1!1!1!1"
Shrek was attracted. Tyler ran at full speed toward the human, but Shrek didn't move.
"I'm truly pleased with your looks, sir. I hope to one day find love with you".
Shrek was practically begging on his knees.
(This next part gets edgy !1!1!1!1!!1!).
"I'm sorry, but- sWAT!"
"What?"
"sWAT! Sorry- uh- SWAT!"
"I don't understand, you're a beautiful ogre, please communicate with me!"
Shrek was getting overwhelmed with the fact that Tyler wouldn't do anything with him.
"Shrek- im sorry. I just don't know if i can accept you as a human. But.. that doesn't mean I can't accept your lovely body."
SO TYLER AND SHREK TRIED THE OL' BABY MAKIN' METHOD.
"PardON, PARDON, PARDON, PARDON!"
"Tyler why do you keep saying that- I'm"
"I'm sorry, it's a habit-PARDON!"
"Yo fam you really don't have to say pardon every five seconds."
"PARDON"
"Whatever You're doing good, keep pushing through!!!1!1!1!!1!1"
"Thank you shreky bby;))) !1!1!!1!1"
"I love that Scottish accent of yours hunty!1!1!1!!1!1"
"thnks bby I got it from my mother :3 !1!1!"
SO BASICALLY TYLER GOT PREGNANT WITH BABY PATRICK STUMPS, THEY ALL WERE BORN WITH TINY FEDORAS. Each one was named Ryden. Yknow, they won't get confused that way !1!1!!1!
