Ireland: "Well this is my book and today I have Wales and Llanfairpwllgwyngyll......"
Wales: "Hello."
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll: "Hi~!"
Ireland: "For this first part it's going to be a writing Meme that admin found on DA..... And we will be going by our human names because Llanfairpwllgwyngyll is a lot to type for admin. Anyway I'm Brandean.
Wales: "I'm Felix."
Llanfairpwllgwyngyll: "I'm Bryn~!"
Let us begin.... Oh and I haven't read the meme so I have no idea what's going to happen....
Choose three characters to participate.
Hint: the unlucky number is 2, and the romantic ones are 1 and 3.
1. Brandean
2. Bryn
3. Felix
Tell me a little about yourselves.
Brandean: "A lot of people say I'm a bitter drunk asshole...."
Bryn: "I'm blind..."
Felix: "Go read my damn diary..."
Now that that's out of the way, write what would happen under each of the following circumstances, replacing numbers with the characters they represent:
2 tells 3 about their greatest fear.
Bryn: "I'm afraid of the dark...." (admin doesn't know what this child would be afraid of)
Felix: *processing...... processing.....* "What?"
The characters have to share a room. The room has only one bed, and the bed is only big enough for two people to sleep in.
Brandean: "You two can fuck off!"
Felix: *kicks his ass out of the bed and has his him and his son sleep in it*
Brandean: "Owww....."
The characters decide to have a karaoke night, however, the karaoke machine is incredibly hard to set up and the instructions are in Korean. 1 and 3 are forced to set it up.
Brandean: "Should I call him?"
Felix: "No, I got this!"
Brandean: "Alright..."
2 and 3, describe 1 in ten words or less.
Bryn: "Sad bitter man..."
Felix: "Asshole!"
2 is being chased by a serial killer; they go to 1's house to hide out.
Bryn: "Oh my lovely fairy friends please lead me to Uncle's house safely!"
1 wakes up in bed next to 3 with no memory of the previous night.
Brandean: *screams* "WHAT THE HELL DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?!?!?!"
Felix: ..................................................................... ;-;
3 and 1 just finished kissing. What happens now?
Felix: "This never happened!"
Brandean: "Agreed..."
2 gets attacked by a vampire!
Jack: "HISSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!"
Bryn: *screaming in welsh*
3 shows up at 2's house crying, and reveals to 2 that they are pregnant.
Felix: "I'm pregnant!!!!" ;A;
Bryn: "Father.... I may not know where babies come from but I do know men can't get pregnant.... When you went drinking did someone mistake you for a girl and slipped something in your drink?"
The lights blow out in a storm, and the characters are left in the dark.
Brandean: "It's really fucking dark..."
Bryn: "Welcome to my world...."
3 and 1 are in a car. 1 is driving and 3 is drunk. They are pulled over by the police.
(this would be the other way around...)
Officer: *sighs*
Brandean: "I swear to drunk I'm not god!"
Felix: *really fucking emotional*
2 finds out that they are betrothed to 1.
Bryn: "Oh my god...."
Felix: "I think someone slipped me drugs again..."
As a result of their involuntary betrothal, 2 and 1 are new parents... and yes, I mean together. With each other.
Bryn: "Uncle..... I don't feel comfortable....."
Brandean: "Felix what the hell!?!?!"
The characters go to a carnival.
Brandean: "This is rather nice."
Felix: "Bryn! Get back here!"
1 is walking home through a dangerous neighborhood at night and spots 3 getting mugged.
Brandean: "Should I help my brother? Hmmm.... He punched me in the face yesterday so no...." *keeps walking*
Felix: "DICK!"
Brandean: *pretends not to hear him*
Somehow, 1's parents get the idea that 1 and 3 are dating. 1 and 3 are unwilling to tell the hopeful parents the truth, and play along with it for a family dinner.
Mama Kirkland: "So you two are dating...."
Papa Kirkland: "Wow.... How do we fix this..."
Arthur: *stares at his brothers is disgust*
Allistair: "I'm just going to go...."
Sean and Peter: "Ewww...."
Felix: *someone please kill me*
Brandean: "I know where brothers but it happened!"
Felix: *smiles awkwardly* *I could be home right now...* *Why do they think we're a couple?*
Well that was an experience
