Life is Like a Box of Chocolates

"Life is like a box of chocolates; you never know what you're gonna get."

They say life is like a box of chocolates, but that isn't true at all. It's wrong for two reasons in fact.

Firstly, a box of chocolates is sweet, and delicious. But life is neither.

Secondly, they say that life is like a box of chocolates because you never know what your gonna get. But on the bottom of a box of chocolates, it tells you exactly what you're gonna get.

So life is not like a box of chocolates, but let me make a better metaphor.

Life is like running into a brick wall; it sucks.

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I thought of how inaccurate this metaphor was a long time ago. I also thought of a new metaphor, although, it's just as inaccurate as the other one. I'll probably make another chapter if I feel like it.

Bai!!!
~DaBOSS333