I decided to do more quotes-that-may-or-may-not-have-happened-and-have-no-context! I don't know what this is.
"Hypothetical question: is it possible to get drunk on blue milk?"
"Do you ever feel like the banthas are getting stronger?"
"Loth cats are my aesthetic."
"Who says you can't hike in heels? As a young girl, I ran and jumped in high heels everyday just so I could run a marathon as an adult and look fierce."
"Lightsabered marshmallows are the best marshmallows."
"You have the grace of a dianoga."
"Jedi is just a fancy name for Force fangirls."
"How does your hair stay curled like that?"
"Pure spite."*while Obi Wan is training*
"I WANNA BE THE VERY BEST, LIKE NO ONE EVER WAS.""Watches are severely underrated, and as a duchess, I plan to change that."
"There's this type of plant on Alderaan that makes your hair slowly fade blue, and I think I need it."
"Capes are for quitters."
"I can't even happy right now."
"Think. Somewhere in the galaxy, a loth cat is being born. Isn't that the most beautiful thing ever?"
"No.""I don't know what you think you're doing, but it's a horrible plan."
"Then why are you still here?"
"Drama."*Satine reacts to an early morning training session*
"EAT BREAKFAST."
"Pfft! All I need is the Force."
"HIT HIM HARDER."
"Aren't you a pacifist?!"
"Not when it comes to you kicking Master Qui-Gon's butt all the way back to Coruscant.""Do you know how to snap a cable tie?"
"No, why?"
"Then we may have a slight problem..."
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Milady
FanfictionJust a collection of half-truths and hyperbole from the point of view of Duchess Satine Kryze. I own nothing of Star Wars. Yet...