Eren x Mikasa ~A love story~

Chapter 1) Background story

Once upon a time there was a magical land inside of these really tall walls that were probs made out of unicorn horns. These walls kept out Giant, naked, man-eating humans, or titans. These titans were almost as gay as my friend Derpy Corgi. These titans decided to derp over the walls and bust through the entrance. When they did that, Eren's mom was like "oh no I am in a lot of pain my legs hurt" Like the whiny bitch she was, and Eren was all like "no mam pls come here idgaf if your legs dont work" and so a magical hero who i forget his name because idgaf came and saved Eren, but Mikasa was stalking Eren behind a bush, and this savior dude scooped them up and ran away. I'm 90% that's kidnapping but whatevs. A rlly happy titan was like "oh look a human I eat humans" and Ate Erens mom. Eren cried and whooshed away. Mikasa Loved to whoosh after that