God Definitely Abandoned Us

Introduction

    You would think that being the princess of the largest, richest, most powerful kingdom would be amazing right? Wrong. I don't mean to seem snobby but the world of frilly pink dresses, fake people, and arranged marriages just isn't for me. My friends consists of most of the staff and my pet ostrich. His name is Jerold. He isn't very nice. My mom is the Queen. She is a very beautiful widowed woman with crystal blue eyes and long dirty blonde hair. She is the true definition of beautiful. Me on the other hand? I got thick, unruly orange hair that is nearly impossible to control. My eyes are a deep blue and my skin a pasty white. Oh and don't forget the freckles. Yeah I'm not attractive. Honestly it kinda sucks being a princess. I'd give anything to be a peasant. At least they can truly live their lives.
     As I walk the stone halls of my mother's castle, I grew uneasy. I felt I was like I was being watch. Call it paranoia but as a princess you always have to stand your guard. Never know who is out to get you in this crappy world of ours. Just a little warning I'm very... Negative. Sometimes it's a good thing to know the cons of a situation... But I take it to a whole other level. I veiw everything negatively before positively. It helps with being disappointed by others and I don't often let myself get my hopes up. My mother thinks I'm depressed but that is not the case at all. No I'm not depressed I just don't give a fuck. I'm not very princess like. My mother always says that I was meant to be a guy. I know I'm not girly but.. Come on..  "LUCCCYYY!" Someone shrills behind me and I cringe. "WHA-" I'm cut off by someone tackling and boobs being shoved in my face. I'm not complaining. Who doesn't like tits? Like damn this person has a nice rack..but I'd rather not be smothered by boobs. "S-sorry." My attacker stutters out and helps me up. She has long dark brown hair and deep blue eyes. Light freckles dusted her cheek bones. She was tall too. Honestly she was fucking hot. But I don't remember her. How the hell could I forget a total hotie? Her face gets bright red. "You don't remember me do you." When I don't answer she sighs. "I'm Princess, Alex Blackwood from the Blackwood kingdom." She curtseys and my eyes grow wide as I remember her from various gatherings when I was little. "You where obviously hit hard with the puberty pillow. Damn you became hot." I smirk as her eyes grow wide and she pulls back her hand to slap me. "Chill I'm not creeping on you. You have nice tits though. Can I use them as a pillow sometime?" I wink and she laughs. "I forgot. You're not very princessy." I loop arms with her and walk her to the dining room. "Obviously not." I guesture too my shorts and tank top. She laughs. "You're mom is going to throw a fit."  Alex laughs harder and nearly loses her footing. "What's your sexuality?" She looks at me seriously. "Straight." I begin and she frowns. "UP GAYYYYY!" I yell and she giggles as people around us stare at us with wide eyes. I just give them the finger and walk into dining room with my head held high.