bottom harry rants // l.s.

teasing slut♡

ok so i'm on the phone with my friend so if this isn't the best i'm soRRY

ANYWAY lets move onto the title of this chapter which is slutty harry, a subject that i would die for under every circumstance

so like the thought of harry teasing some rich guy is fucking art

just imagine harry sitting at a fancy dinner party, looking over to the rich older man beside him and smirking while moving the dude's hand to his inner thigh like yES

honestly all i want in life is to know that harry's getting properly fucked into a bed since we all know he's a damn tease

for instance, have you SEEN stage hoe harry??????!!!! he literally KNOWS he's being a slut but he keeps on going because he knows the older guys love it

how many guys on his team do you think have fucked him

like maybeeee a bodyguard or something like that but ben winston and harry definitely did some shit

harry's always so fucking flirty around him and ugh i know he's married but tbh it's really hot

the end thank you for coming lmao [im shitty asf writing endings when i'm talking to people]