Lance McLain. The superstar...and my boyfriend. No one knows, at least that we know about. Just to be clear, I'm no one special. It still amazes me that he choose me. Lance held a contest where his fans would write him a letter and send a picture of themselves in, and whoever won got to meet Lance and spend a day with him. Never in a million years would I have guessed I would win but I was wrong. We spent the day at a theme park and at the end of the day he asked to see me again.
"Keith?"
"Yeah? What is it?"
"Thank god! I thought you'd died! You've been staring at the wall for half an hour!"
He's such a drama queen I swear, but I love him. Plus he might be the hottest piece of ass on planet Earth, so he's at least got that going for him. Kidding! Totally kidding. I wouldn't trade him for anyo-
"Keith! Stop! Why do you keep zoning out like that? It's just weird."
"Sorry, I was just thinking about the first time we met. It was a wonderful day."
"It was the best day of my life, and the start of our life~"
" You're such a cheesy bastard Lance."
"But you love me~"
"Yeah, I do. Hey! How about we go to the theme park we went to on our first date? Take a day off for once?"
"Sounds fun! Let's do it! I'll drive!"
This is awesome. Lance hardly ever gets a break, and usually when he actually gets a day off he catches up on sleep. I mean, it's good he tries to stay healthy but that means I don't get to spend any time with him.
"Ready to go babe?"
"Yeah, I'll be there in a second! I gotta grab something!" The something is an engagement ring, today seems right to ask him. We're going back to the place we met two years ago. I want Lance in my life forever, he hasn't asked me yet and I'm tired of waiting. I slip it into a secret pocket in my jacket and go on my way.
"Alright! Let's go to the amusement park! God, I haven't been here since that contest. Did you know I almost didn't show up? My manager forced me to for publicity, good thing I listened, right?"
"Lance slow down, you're talking a mile a minute, but yes, I am glad you listened. If you hadn't I might not be alive right now." Oops. Shouldn't have said that. The topic always makes Lance uncomfortable. I may have been a tiny bit suicidal when we met. By that I mean I was literally writing my suicide not when I got the call that I won. I was going to slit my wrists.
Lance really hates remembering it. He says I looked like a soggy trash bag when I showed up at the park. I don't really remember much from that day honestly, my mind was so confused and messed up. I was so ready to die, but Lance pulled me out of it. His personality was just so sweet and caring towards someone he barely knew at all. He saved my life. I've changed a lot. I've become a calmer person.
"We're here."
He looks a lot more anxious than usual, which is unusual because he's usually the most charismatic person ever. Today... he left a sweat mark the size of London on the seat of the car. I should probably ask him about it but today is our day to have fun, I'll ask him about it when we get home, now is time for fun and a life changing question. Now we have to go to the roller coaster.
"Roller coaster time!"
Called it. He loves the roller coaster, coincidentally, I cry on the roller coaster. Lance doesn't know I hate them, and I intend to keep it that way. I am not a pussy and I can handle the roller coaster. Probably. Maybe.
Nope. Not handling it. At all. I hate this so so much and I will never trust Lance again 'Come on, it'll be fun' 'No' 'please' 'No' 'Baaaaaabe' 'Fine!' It is not fun or remotely enjoyable in any way or possible reality. I would rather be stuck in a port-a-potty with a pissed skunk.
And now that it is over I am officially never going on a roller coaster ever again in my life. Ever ever again. At least I convinced Lance to play some games with me. I am walking out of those damn gates with an eight foot tall teddy bear or I'm a failure as an adult.
I hindsight it probably wasn't a great idea to spend forty dollars on carnival games for stuffed animals, but at least Lance is a little less on edge. Now he just seems nervous, but he's a celebrity so I have absolutely no idea what he has to be nervous about. It's kinda creepy.
"Ready to go yet? I have one more place to stop before we go home."
Shit,I forgot about the ring. How? I do not know, but I'll have to figure out a time to ask him at the next mystery location.
"Keith?"
"Oh, yeah, let's go."
An impossibly quiet car ride later.
"Keith? Babe, wake up. We're here."
"Wow. Lance, this place is breathtaking!"
It really is breathtaking. A perfect place to watch the sunset. It's really hard to explain how amazing this place is. We're on a cliff on the edge of a forest. We must be pretty far from home, I don't see and buildings anywhere and the animals are more than rats and pigeons.
"Come help me with this blanket, we're having a picnic. Perfect end to a perfect day right?"
"You packed a picnic? You didn't even plan on leaving the house today."
"I was actually just about to ask you about a date today right before you mentioned it this morning. It's actually kind of crazy how in sync we are."
"That's actually really creepy."
"But sweet"
"Like you?" Bingo, I love making Lance blush, he's so adorable when he gets flustered.
"I'm not-"
"You're adorable when you get flustered, you know."
"Am not. Anyways, come eat. It'll be getting dark before too long."
Lance is even more nervous now. We're almost done eating and he looks about ready to puke up his breakfast lunch and dinner for the past two months. I have never seen him this nervous about anything ever. I guess now is the best time to ask him, he hasn't puked or passed out and it's a beautiful setting.
"Hey Keith? I have something really important to ask you..."
"Yeah Lance?" Or not. He stood up and grabbed something out of his pocket.
"Will you marry me?"
He got down on one knee and held out a ring. I guess he really did want to marry me. This is amazing. The most important person in my life wants me in theirs. Truly amazing.
"Keith? Why are you crying baby? I'm sorry."
"Yes."
"What?"
"Yes Lance, I will marry you."
"Really? Damn, I never thought that would work. I've got the most amazing guy in the universe to myself. Forever. Wow."
"Of course."
"I love you Keith."
"I love you too, my superstar."
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Hey guys! This was just some random fluffy junk to make life a little better. I'll update soon but I can't promise it'll be happy in any respects.
Toodles~
-Lily
