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Maa & Dadi

Bijoy: Nadi ke kinare

They were crossing a river so the FP said

FP: Nadi to yeh rahi

Khatri: Nadi ke kinare? Plan change hua nd buddhe tune mujhe bataya bhi nahi

Dadi: Chup kar Bijoy ... We are going to Vaishno Devi

FP: You are in UK (Uttrakhand) so you should've first gone to Vaishno Devi & then to Rameshwaram ...

Bijoy: Rameshwaram?

FP: Yes

Khatri: Oh Madam ji we are not going to Rameshwaram

FP: But the train is going to Rameshwaram

Ishwari: Kahi pe bhi jaaye mujhe to bas apne Khatri ke saath rehna hai

Khatri: Chup

Dadi: Isn't this Gonka express?

FP: No it is Goneka express.

Bijoy: Shorbonash

The problem was not that they were going to some other place the issue was they were going to such a place where they had no arrangement to throw Ishwari ...

Bijoy: Maa

Ishwari & Dadi: Bolo?

Bijoy: Not you ... I'm talking to my Maa

Bijoy whispered: What do we do now?

Dadi: Fetch me a route map

Khatri found a route map & gave it to Dadi she studied it & said

Dadi: See the train will cross Shamali at midnight we'll have to

Khajoy: Have to?

Dadi: We'll pull the chain.

Bijoy: That's a crime!!!

Khatri: How would that help?

Dadi: We'll pull the chain & then get down ... Ishwari will be fast asleep & she'll go on & on in the train

Bijoy: What !! My Ishu😢

Dadi: Tujhe bhi chod de Ishwari ke saath?

Bijoy: No

The plan was set but the main problem was that how would they make Ishwari fall asleep. Khatri had an idea

"She is carrying that halwa with her which she made us eat when she was drunk. It was sedative ... Actually it was that bad that we fainted"

Dadi: But who'll feed her?

Bijoy: May I ... For the first & last time?

Khatri: She won't eat from your hands ... I'll feed her

Khatri filled the bowl with halwa & went to accomplish his mission.

Khatri: Eh

Ishwari: Kya bolta tu?

Khatri: Gaane gaana nahi aaya hu ... sun

Ishwari: Suna

Khatri: Khayegi halwa kya?

Ishwari: Kya karu khake mai hal-wa

Khatri: Nahi khayegi to pitegi, maregi, ghuse khayegi aur kya?

Ishwari: Pyaar se bol

Khatri: Ishwari devi ... E meri pyari ishwari devi halwa khayegi?

Ishwari: tu khilayega to bilkul khaungi

Saying so Ishwari opened her mooth & Khatri filled it with the entire bowl of halwa & due to the obnoxious taste Ishwari devi fainted. It was 11:30 already. Almost all passengers had slept. The trio was standing near the door. Shamali was just few kilometers away. They had to stop the train a kilometer before Shamali railway station. The time had come & just as the clock struck twelve Bijoy pulled the chain of the train. The train shrieked & then came to a halt. Slowly,carefully the three of them got down.

Was it the end? Were the three of them free from Halweshwari? Not yet.

Bijoy had already mentioned that there plan was illegal. As the three of them got down the train they saw another commotion occurring in it. Cops came out of the train with sniffer dogs to search for the trouble makers.

Dadi: Chupo

The three of them lay flat & hid in between the wheat fields. The long wheat plants did help them to camouflage. The police went on searching for an hour. Then the search lights of the police faded.

As the trio had started feeling that they were safe. They felt someone near them. A boy of about 8 years of age stood right in front of them with a lantern. He was about to shout & bring the attention of the policemen over there when Bijoy pulled him down covered his mouth with his hand & took the boy in his custody.

Boy: Kya kar rahe ho Uncle?

Bijoy: Tujhse matlab

Boy: Matlab to hona chahiye kyuki thodi der baad poora gaon police ki madad karne aa jaayega fir kaise bachoge uncle

Khatri: Muh band karne ka kya lega?

Boy: 50

Khatri gave him a Rs. 50 more

Boy: Are 50,000

Dadi: 50,000!!! Thoda kam karo

Boy: Tumhe pakadne ke bhi bahut paise milenge ... chalo 40000 de do

Dadi: Mere paas sirf 10000 hai

Khatri: Mere paas hai poore 20000

Bijoy: Mere paas sirf 100 hain baaki sab uss bewafa pe kharch ho gaye

Dadi: Shorbanash

They had to give whatever they had. The boy helped them to hide from the villagers & from the cops. The cops couldn't trace them because they were not in the right train & hence had no reservation. The search went on for another 3 hours but Dadi, Bijoy & Khatri could not be found ... They had to hide in the fields. At dawn the boy helped them leave. He sent them to a bus stop where Dadi & Bijoy took the bus & Khatri left for Roorkee The boy returned 2000 rupees with a note to Bijoy that

"Iss umar mein ladkia mat ghoomao ... jao jao puja path mein man lagao"

What happened to Ishwari is a mystery no one knows. Not even the writer of this ff. So don't ask me. Did she fainted from the effect of the halwa? Or did she went away from Dev & straight away met MAHADEV?

Well, secret sources say that she got lost in 'Champak van' & now she stays there with monkeys, giraffes & elephants feeding them halwa. The forest officials are reporting a decline in the biodiversity of the forest. They blame deforestation but the fact is behind every destruction is Ishwari & her holy halwa

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