Newsreporter Rocket - Breaking News! Mentally insane Lisanna Strass is now out of the loony house. So if your her ex then watch out! Because she Out and free....somehow. Also, I was told to inform viewers that if something is bold and in italics then it's a action. Back to you Jason.
🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯🐯Lisanna- When I came back
And saw your life on track
I couldn't have any of that
And now I'm hiding in your houseI came though the back door
Just to smell your boxers some more
Is that some of your hair on the floor
Yay you just came home~~Lisanna runs down the stairs and hides behind the couch.~~
Your body was glowing
Shirt off
Abs was showing
Blonde girl
She was moaning
As you kissed her-! Wait what the hell?!~~Lisanna jumps out and they both scream~~
What the hell do you
Think your doing
Blondie get off my boyfriend
Or I'll get crazyLucy- Who the hell are you?
How'd you get in our house?
Natsu's my boyfriend
Nastu what is she talking about?Natsu- Are fucking kidding me?
Lisanna not again!
We broke up years ago
So stop stalking me!
Luce I can explain
This is my ex she's crazy
For some reason she thinks we're still datingLisanna- Because we are
Now let's have (Nali) babies~~Lucy grabs a base and smashes it on Lisanna's head as Natsu calls the police. After they came and got her Natsu and Lucy went to their bedroom~~
Natsu- Luce I'm sorry about that
I understand if your mad
And want to dump me for thatLucy- Are you kidding me?
I'd never leave you over that
Now can we please go back
To where we were beforeNarrator- They were really going
Pants off
He was growing
About to start
But they weren't knowing
Lisanna's back and she has gun!Lisanna- If I can't have him
Then you can't either
So stop it right now
Or this gun will go powLucy- How the hell did you
Get back in our house!
That's it I'm calling Ezra nowLisanna- Don't you dare pick up that phone
I'm really crazy
I'll shoot you right now
If Natsu doesn't marry meNatsu- Before you came back into my life
I was planning on being a dad
But now I'm so sad
Because you came right back
I don't know how your even here
But you should know that
I'd knew you'd come back
Ezra you can attack~~Ezra come out of the closet.~~
Erza- Nothing will get the way
Of them having a baby
I will be a aunt
So I will kill you definitely~~Erza beats Lisanna really bad to a point where she had to be taken to a hospital. After that she want to prison for 4 years because she violated the restraining order Natsu had put on her but back to the present.~~
Lucy- I hope she's ok
This is crazy
Natsu are you sure
We are readyNatsu- Luce I am positive
We can have this perfectly
Now quit worrying
And let's make (Nalu) babies~~4 years later when Lisanna got out of jail.~~
Lisanna- So I went to jail
And they are getting married
They had a baby
Her name is Nashi
But I guess it's ok
Because I met BixlowBixlow- Here's my number
So call me, maybe