Stories from a mother and her daughter.

Cloe Piggy Patra

There once was a little girl. She didn't like pizza for some silly reason. However, she liked chocolate with caramel and sea salt and eggs fried with bacon and mushrooms. One day, she was passing along the banks of the Nile. She felt like she was Cleopatra. However, she looked, walked and talked like Miss Piggy, so much so that a lot of people were afraid of her because of her temper. Miss Maudie of Canterlot then asked the little girl,

"Who do you think you are? And what's your name?!" The little girl replied,

"I'm Cloe Piggy Patra. And I demand respect from everyone because my father owns almost all of the lands in these parts." Miss Maudie was shocked and she immediately respected Cloe Piggy Patra. The people of the kingdom banged on the door to the king who was in his Kermit pyjamas. King Majesonesty welcomed Cloe to his kingdom as was customary. He offered her some dinner which included delightful pizza crafted by his world-renowned chef. The king was shocked at the blatant rudeness of his guest but he was too well mannered to throw her out on her toosh. So he politely asked, "Is there something wrong with the meal?"

Cloe replied, "IT'S FILTHY, ABSOLUTELY FILTHY!!!!!! I DESPISE PIZZA!!" Cloe threw the plate at the king and the pizza went SPLAT on his face. The king became visibly angry and was about to summon his guards to kick her out when his personal adviser reminded him that he had promised her father to entertain her until he returned the next week. Cloe screamed, "I want chocolate with caramel and sea salt and eggs fried with bacon and mushrooms! I WANT IT NOW!!!!!!!!!!" She threw the dishes at the guards like a crazy child that was recently released from a madhouse. King Majesonesty had enough and ordered his guards to escort Cloe out of the castle door into the rainstorm and to not let her come in until she apologized for being so unmannerly. Cloe called for her father (via cellphone), Kermit Patra, who ordered the king to give his daughter what she wanted. The king explained to Sir Spoilshemuch Patra about Cloe's behaviour at dinner and he will not tolerate ill-mannered persons in his home no matter how well connected they are. So the options were that she either apologize for her rude behaviour or call for an escort to take her back home. All you could hear was whining, screaming, and banging on the door. You could also hear apologies dropping like bombs. King Majesonesty ordered the guards to open the doors and escort the thoroughly drenched and hungry Cloe to her room. Cloe went into her room and locked the door behind her. She didn't open the door after a while. She then changed from wet clothes to her nightgown but she was still extremely hungry. Cloe asked, "May I have some food please?" The king told the cooks to prepare her a little dinner. The cooks asked Cloe if there was anything that she wanted. Cloe said that it didn't matter and then sat back in her seat. The cook was preparing for her some toast with fried eggs with bacon. Cloe smiled and politely asked if some mushrooms can be added to that and the cook did. Cloe patiently waited and sat back down in her original seat. Cloe was thinking about what she did while sitting in her seat and waiting for this new yet special meal. The aroma of the food being prepared caused Cloe to salivate and her stomach roared in rhythm to the outside thunder in anticipation of the forthcoming meal. The cook came out with the meal and the aroma filled the air with the delicious scent. As Cloe was about to gulp down the food, she stopped and waited for the king's permission. He signalled to her that she can eat and she ate like it was the decent meal that she had in 6 months. The king who had never had egg that way before was a bit sceptical but he tried it and it was pleasantly amazing. Ever since then, the king ate pizza and the recommendation that was given by Cloe. Also, Cloe was nicer to everyone and was adored by all. Cloe's father was amazed at the change in his daughter and thanked King Majesonesty for his help. The king accepted the thanks and accepted taking care of Cloe more often. And they all lived happily ever after. The end.

Moral: Be rude and you won't be accepted but be kind and generous and you'll be rewarded.