Santa: what would u like for Christmas?
Me: A dragon
Santa: ok now be realistic.
Me: a boy friend
Santa: so what color would you like that dragon?
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Funnies
RandomThis is a book of some of my favorite jokes. The purpose is to make people laugh. Most of the jokes are not mine and I don't take credit for them, I just feel like they should be shared!
Funny 29
Santa: what would u like for Christmas?
Me: A dragon
Santa: ok now be realistic.
Me: a boy friend
Santa: so what color would you like that dragon?
