Text Message (To: Dylan)
Yeah. Bam. You are wrong. It wasn't pretty smart. It was smart. Just admit it. You were outwitted. Yes, applause for me. And boo-hoos for you.
Text Message (To: Gia)
Wow. Boo-hoos. Appreciated very much, Gia. Hahaha. So, how's life? (I'm trying to keep it simple here.)
