you were walking in the forest of moccasin breath, u stumble across a half-naked fuckboy named Link, so you obviously stalk him.
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u reach Zoraz Domane and find Sidon. u loudly yell, "EAT ME OUT FISH DADDY" and then Link stabs yew 'cause he has had enough with your bullshit. then mipha pop out of nowhere and heal you so its okay, link then apologize for killing u, you couldn't giv 2 shiats about what that fuckboy had to say.
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Sidon kisses you. The End.
