Kasper: italic
Breylen: bold italic
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Happy birthday, Leprechaun.
Lol. Thanks.
You're welcome. Did you enjoy your gifts?
Very much. I love the ring. Thank you so much, Kasper.
No problem, ma. I loved the look on your face when you opened it.
Wait! You were at my party?
Yea. I watched everything. You even talked to me.
I knew it was him!
Who?
Don't worry about it. It's my turn to be secretive. Lol. Don't worry about me saying anything to you in person. I'll wait until the 10th note.
Aww, your so sweet.
Mf, ik.
Well then. Won't compliment you anymore.
Lol. Well if it makes you feel better... You are handsome, sexy, fine, sweet, funny and weird.
Ik that shit! Fuck you talm bout.
Bol. Cocky bastard.
You mad?
Never, boo boo.
Yea ok. But, can I ask you a question?
Sure.
Favorite position?
I like a point guard.
Different position.
I like a linebacker.
Different position.
2nd base.
Different position!
Goalie.
Niggah! You know what I'm talking about.
Oh... that position. I like to be a ship instead of trying to catch niggahs.
Breylen! Stop playing with me.
Lmao. Ok, ok. I don't have one. I still have my V-card. But tell me yours.
Aww, how cute. And I like when a girl is riding me.
*Looks around* That is a nice ass chandelier.
Lmao. Feel awkward?
Nah. *mumbles* this niggah is crazy.
Lol. Whatever. But it's stimulating.
OMG! Kasper!
It's true, ma. That shit be having me on cloud nine.
*Dies of laughter* Shut the fuck up! *vine voice*
Rotfl. But let's get serious. If I asked you to... would you ride me?
Who the fuck asks that?
Me. So answer the question.
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BREYLEN!!!!
Niggah, don't be putting my name in all caps with four, count em, four exclamation points. Fuck wrong with you?
Lmao. I just want you to answer the question.
I don't have an answer. Happy?
Yes, thank you.
Goodnight, Kasper. Made me tired.
If you let me, girl I can wear you out.
Bye!
Bye, babe. Love you.
Love you too.
