You : why where you talking to Noodlehead McFake today??
Jungkook : Jealous ;)
You : no I just thought you were allergic to girls and I was surprised
Jungkook : I aM nOt allergic to girls
You : when we got ice cream yesterday a bunch of girls went past and you hid behind a bush for 2 hours asking me if their gone
Jungkook : That was only because they were in a group ...
Jungkook : You know I'm an international playboy
You : bitch where?
Jungkook : I'm really good with girls you know ;)
You : you can't even flirt
Jungkook : yEs I can!
You : you're idea of flirting is leaning against a wall with a Capri sun and saying " sup "
Jungkook : And the girl was loving it
You : only because she was 50 and thought you were 10
Jungkook : shut up
Jungkook : you can't be any better :/
You : do you wanna test it tomorrow?
Jungkook : NO. You ain't flirting with anyone on my watch honey
You : bOii , but I have to show my amazing skills
Jungkook : we are dating you can't flirt with anyone , understood?
You : WHEN DID WE START DATING?!
Jungkook : Since the day I got your parents approval
You : WHEN WAS THAT YOU BUTTCRACK?!
Jungkook : when we first met :)))
You : you're annoying
Jungkook : you love me anyway :))
You : I love ..
You : Dylan O'Brien
Jungkook : HELL NAH
Jungkook : actually I'll let that slide cause I do love Teen Wolf
You : :)))
