IT WAS TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING CHILDREN!!!
Rachel and catty: GOOD MORNING STARSHINE THE EARTH SAYS HELLO!!
me: the earth says fuck yourself it's 2 in the morning
catty: well the earth seems like my kinda bitch
rachel: *flips the bed* get up your 18 lets go fuck up the world
me: I hate you all, I hate birthdays, I hate today already.... but you know what I do love?
catty: what?
me: SLEEP YOU STUPID FUCKERS!!
Rachel: to bad! get your lazy ass up, Ronnie's got the car. get dressed
*they leave the room and I get back in bed*
*catty peaks her head in*
catty: if I have to kidnap you into this van I will.... I wouldn't be my first go round kidnapping someone
and that's how my day started how about yours?
