AU Sans Random Scenarios

Lust got bored

Lust: *bored* .......... *looooonnnggg sigh* {OH I HAVE A GREAT IDEA} *runs... Quickly.*

-Later-

Lust: heeyyyyy, Fell-Chan.

Fell: {oh my god no} hey, Lust. What do you want?

Lust: so you're a skeleton, right?

Fell: shit, I don't know, am I?

Lust: *rolls eyes* wanna be two skeletons?

Fell: *processing* *processing* *processing* *processing* *realisation* oh. My. Go- *bursts into uncontrollable laughter* *btw, I have a headcanon that despite being super Emo, Fell has the most precious laugh. Like, Cryaotic? Yeah, that laugh but slightly deeper* *so basically super contagious* d-did you just FLIRT with me?! I'm dying here.

Lust: *slight chuckle* yep, I did.

Fell: why?!

Lust: no reason. Just for the hell of it. Well, later.

-later, I'm sure.-

Lust: hey, Possession?

Flowey: oh my fuck, what the bloody Hell could you possibly need now, you literally bothered us just fucking yesterday.

Sans: yeah, what is it?

Lust: you know yellow flowers represent friendship, right?

Flowey: yeah, that-

Sans: yeah, that's why he's your best friend.

Lust: *starts laughing. Loudly. And he basically has Markipliers laugh*

Sans: see? I told you I was funny.

-laterer-

Lust: 'Sup, Blue?

Swap: hmm? What is it?

Lust: so. You're really loud, right?

Swap: ... I am?

Lust: yeah, you're neighbours must really hate you.

Swap: they're louder.

Lust: oh, really? Do you know what they do?

Swap: ....?

Lust: they do it.

Swap: huh?

Fell: OKAY I SEE WHERE THIS IS GOING AND I ABSOLUTELY FORBID THE RUINING OF HIS INNOCENCE BACK THE HELL OFF, LUST.

Lust: oh, come on, I was only fucking with him.

Fell: THAT CAN BE TAKEN IN TWO DIFFERENT WAYS.

Lust: I'm sure you know which one I mean. *wink*

Fell: *heavy sigh* you're impossible.

Lust: no, I'm possible. But am I plausible?

Swap: I don't get it.

Fell: he just made a Twenty Øne Piløts joke in order to impress me.

Hey, guys, what's up?

Fell: oh, hey, Blair. How's your day been.

Lust: AUTHOR-CHAN.

Please... Don't add 'Chan' onto the end of my name.

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