Only made for joking circumstances do not take this literally because it is all a fake joke
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My name is tessa and im 15 and I decided to call my best friend melody and she is also 15 like me.
Tessa:hey girl hey!
Melody:HEYYYY GIRRRLLLL!!!!!!!!!
Tessa:what?are you drugggssss???
Melody:YOU DONT KNOW HOW HIGH I AM GIRRLLL....
Tessa:PASS ME!THE WEED!!!!!
Melody:NO!you'll dump it....
Tessa:ACTUALLY.I wanted some...
Melody:Will you come over and do my papa like my sissy girl?
Tessa:OK...you are affically high now...
Melody:NO! im serious about that part...
Tessa:either way I'm not doing it....
Melody:well can you least come over..?
Tessa:FINE....only if...we get to watch jesus porn
Melody:fineeee....we will just dont play with Jesus's penis.
Tessa:I LIKE NARWALES WITH BRONCO NARS IN A FEILD WITH HONKS BUT CAN I GET A WHOOOYAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Melody:wait do you smell that tessa...
Tessa:Weed??
Melody:No it smells like....Jaqui...JAQUI GET OUT OF MY ROOM YOU HORNY ASS BITCH!!
Jaqui:SORRY GIRLS IN YOUR NEW DADDYYYY!!
Tessa&Melody:THE FUCCKK!!!
Tessa:HANGS UP BECAUSE OF DEATH CAUSED BY THE WEIRDNESS
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Keep reading at your own risk because you may due of weirdness.this is 200 words I love you guys!!
