Anthony Lockwood updated his status:
I'm bored.
~comments~
Lucy Carlyle: WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON FACEBOOK
Anthony Lockwood: because I'm bored?
Lucy Carlyle: I mean right now.
Anthony Lockwood: because I'm dying of boredom?
Lucy Carlyle: well in that case we can all die together.
Anthony Lockwood: don't be so dramatic, your attic's not that bad
Lucy Carlyle: What? I'm not in my attic you fucking idiot
Lucy Carlyle: I'M ON A CASE WITH GEORGE AND WE ARE DYING. GEORGE WAS BLOODY GHOST TOUCHED.
Anthony Lockwood: Oh.
Mrs Cubbins: Oh no! How's my little smoochie woochie? Is he ok? Does he need his blankie?
George Cubbins: Mum!
Anthony Lockwood: I'm on my way.
Anthony Lockwood logged out
Mrs Cubbins: I'll be right there sweetie. I'm bringing the police, paramedics, army and navy.
George Cubbins: The navy?
Mrs Cubbins: Always be prepared darling
George Cubbins: For what? What part of being in a haunted house requires the navy?
Lucy Carlyle: And the army?
Mrs Cubbins: You never know honey. Now wait there I'm on my way.
George Cubbins: No mum, don't do this to me-
Mrs Cubbins logged out
George Cubbins: please
George Cubbins: kill me now
Lucy Carlyle: Having fun George?
George Cubbins: fuck you
George Cubbins logged out
Lucy Carlyle logged out
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If Lockwood and Co had Facebook
FanfictionWhat happens when a couple of ghost fighting kids (and a skull) end up getting Facebook?
