Only a genius can say these four words four times really fast without getting tongue twisted ETE, YAM , STEW, PEED.
My room is not a mess it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.
What did the ocean say to the other ocean what nothing they just waved.
I can't dance to save my life but the moment I stepped in the dog poop i can moonwalk better than Michael Jackson.
If someone calls you ugly have a good comeback and say excuse me I'm not a mirror.
Ati's broke into my house last night he started searching for money so I woke up and searched with him.
Why didn't the vampire attack Taylor Swift she had bad blood.
Police: Where do you live me: with my parents Police: where does your parents live whit Me: with me Police: where do you all live Me: together Police: where is your home Me: next to my neighbor's house Police: where is your neighbor's house Me: if I tell you you won't believe me Police:tell Me: next to my house
