~Scömìche One Shots~

coolness

mitch was at starbuck 1 day when he came ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) across a tall blonde dood

"wow ur hot" he says

"ur sexy and smol I want to be inside you

're house so we can talk about feelings" the tall one says in a deep voice even tho scooters voice isnt that deep im just saying its deep cos thats even hotter

"oke come on I dont kno you but ur hot so thats enough for me to trust you"

"coolness"

they walk in to mitchs house

scott gets super sweaty and red and starts fumbling with his hands

buy the time mitch asks him what his problem is scoot is bascically flailing his noodle arms and sweating ballz

"wtaf is wrong with you"

"i like ur face"

"coolness"

there tongues collide in a fit of passsion as they fling their arms around

"I love you mitch"

"ily to scott"

"I nevr told you my name"

"me niether"

"ur a cute boy I can read ur mind"

"coolness"

they go back to macking out when alex walks in

"but scoot I thot you lohved me"

"lol no"

"how did you get into my house" mitch yells

"idk"

"get out"

"ok"

alex dissapears

"im alec is gone"

"same bb"

"who was that scooter"

"just my husband its no big deal"

"coolness"

they do the secks

.

a month later they have a house

"scot im pregnant" mitch cryes

"oh shite"

"what are we gonna due"

"idk b we'll figure it out"

"oh and i have super powers and im a wolf"

"coolness bc im a wolf two"

and also they're married

.

"mitchy ive been cheating on you"

"with who you twat"

"alecx"

"yeah whell ive been doing it with avi the bass cannon dragun"

"uR hOrRibLe"

"wtf"

"i still love you my sweet boyfren"

"I thot we were married"

"oh yah"

"scot im ded"

"wot"

mitch is on the ground and not breathing

"OH SHITE MY HUBBY" scott yells and crys

"i need to call the polic"

he flings out his phone and turns it on
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

"THEIRS A KNEW FILTER ON THE CHATSNAP"

"coolness"

April Fools??
This was the most fun thing to
write ever I'm not kidding

I hate myself a lot lol