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i. Angel Marie's Cliché Trip 1

chapter i. Angel Marie's cliché trip, part one!

Hey! My name is Angel Smart Wise Owl Grey Lisa Beauty Love Dove Marie.

I am 16 years old. I live in an apartment complex with my Dad.

And I have eyes that change color every five seconds and a hair that changes color whenever I want it to change color. I'm also very smart. I'm preparing to go to school.

I put on really heavy makeup cuz, you know, I'm a tomboy.

I put on MacShimmery Lipgloss on my very perfect pouty lips. And then I put on blush. And then false eyelashes. And then I put on my purple dress and high heels. And my golden bracelet with beads. Note that all of these are only 900000000000 dollars. I hate my father! We're too poor!

I stepped out of my Queen-sized bedroom that's bigger than my dad's bedroom, cuz we're luxurious. And I have no idea how my room fit into an apartment complex.

I ate my breakfast. On our table there are bacons, pancakes, eggs, pasta, bread and so much more. Our maid, Olga, bowed to my dad and I before she went to the laundry room.

After eating, I shouted to dad "We eat so little! Kids in Africa eat more than us! We're so poor!" And started crying. He hit me in the face for no reason whatsoever.

"Why did you hit me?" I yelled at him.

"It's a Percy Jackson fanfic! All mortal fathers and mothers are evil, okay?!" He yelled back.

I wiped away my tears and said "Okay.". I retouched my make-up before I went to school.

A word about my best friend, Kylie, before you meet her.

She is such a tomboy too. She wears the most beautiful dresses and are poorer than us.

I texted her while I'm inside the limo.

Me: OMGGGGG. I watched Pokémon yesterday and it made me look so tomboy! OMG!

Kylie:OMG! ;_; you're such a tomboyyyyyyyyyyyy!

Me: IKR! I'm getting out of the car, BTW. Toodles!

Kylie: Kk. Mwah bestie

I arrived at Goode school. There's this big double doors and I went inside like dat.

I did cartwheels as I went to my locker. I went to search for my BFFTLKNGHIOPNRHUDNKNWSER, Kylie Lightning Sky Blue Shine Rain.

I saw her, wearing a silver dress that costs 20000000000000000000 dollars. I found out because a tag was sticking— no, I mean, because I'm psychic. She was definitely poorer than us. Like, double platinum poor. I looked at her face and saw that she was wearing shade #85347 lipstick. And a very expensive foundation. IDK if she was wearing contact lenses but her blue eyes managed to pop out.

We strutted to class. We go to the same class and we have the same schedule. OMG! Besties!

After what seemed like hours, we went to break together. We sit at our usual table.

Guys are drooling because they saw how extremely beautiful we are. We r so ugly! Everybody hates us. Why do people always hate me? I'm always the ugly one.

Soon, we need to go home after gossiping about the latest in celebrities. We talked about how hot Tristan McLean is. OMG. I have a secret crush on him even though he's like, 20 years older than me. IDC.

And then, as Kylie and I went out the school gates, this bull thingy with a fuzzy head charged at us.

And then this hot guy with blue orbs and Italian guy with Black orbs protected us! Heroes! I squealed. Kylie was watching them closely too and was drooling at the sight of the hot Italian guy.

Then I pressed down a bead on my necklace and a gold knife formed! I stabbed the bull thing on the head and it died LOL.

The hot guys looked at Kylie and I and told us to get inside the van nearby to go to Camp Vampire or something that has to do with blood something...

As Kylie and I went inside the van, we both fainted at the same time.

A/N: Well! That was hard to write. I had to come up with so many ideas that could make something so cliché. Don't worry, I'll update this everyday for you to have some "funny" cliché. Keep being original, lovelies.