Something is hiding in the bush! Listen! " Jingle bell! Batman smells! Robin lays an egg! Lady Gaga kick Obama out of USA!!!!!" someone sang. Its...its......DRACO MALFOY!!! Wait... he probably bumped his head or something. Whatever. "Pwahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!" He cackeled and he tried to strangle me. Suddenly, Dumbo crashed on him, and then Cinderella crashed on them, and there goes Angry Birds then Hello Kitty, then unicorns and they all blacked out. Oh well. I'll just leave. Meh.
(No offence to Batman, Robin, Lady Gaga, Obama, Draco Malfoy, Dumbo, CInderella, Angry Birds and Hello Kitty, neither their fans, sorry if I did.)
HAVE A GOOD DAY!!!
Janice
XOXO
ČTEŠ
Meh
NezařaditelnéRight, so I wrote this thing when I was 11 so don't judge, this is literally so full of cringe I'm so sorry for what you're about to read Jan x
