BOO!

1//fun

"So I'll pick you up at 8?"

"Yes, of course! That'll work just fine."

"See you later!"

As the young couple prepared for the date excitedly, the girl smiled at her reflection and added... a little something. Then she grabbed her purse and skipped out to her beau's waiting car. 

boy

she was beautiful. with her pretty blonde hair pulled back nicely and her dress swishing with her every movement, she was gorgeous. i smiled when she entered my car. what a pleasure to be graced by such an imperial darling. i expressed that much as i handed her a bouquet of flowers when she got settled down in the front seat. she smiled, her beautiful teeth flashing.

i smiled back and asked, "i'm taking you to your favorite place for dinner."

Girl

I practically laughed when the boy said that. So I didn't try to hold my feelings about that in. His expression turned sour, and that almost made me not do what I was going to. I gave the boy a flashing smile and simply said, "I'll drive us to where I want to go."

boy

that wasn't supposed to happen. she's a feisty girl, but somehow that makes it even better. so i simply nodded my consent, pulled over and switched seats with her. as she slipped into the seat, her hands found the wheel and her eyebrows pulled together in concentration, her teeth biting her lips every so slightly. i dared to slip a hand to hers gently. she immediately snapped away her eyes flashing with a moment of anger. i jerked away; i didn't have the intention of startling her! she covered it up with a little smirk and said, "sorry i've only driven twice and i'm still trying to figure out the controls in your car."

i laughed at this, and laughed even harder when her lips pulled into a thin line. i only stopped when i felt water splashing into my face. she sat there, a grin on her face. i smirked and pulled out a water bottle, slowly unscrewing the cap. her eyes widened and she reached for the handle of the car door, bolting out once it was open. she glared at me, but then her expression melted into one of playfulness as she turned and ran away.

Girl

The stupid boy thought that he could touch me. Ugh. And when I told him I was still learning to drive, he started laughing. So of course, I had to take the opportunity to soak him through. Then I ran away. Ha. He tried to come after me, but the time I was in the driver's seat was just enough to toggle with his car so that the engine wouldn't start. This is fun.

boy

 i stayed in the car when she ran away. after all, she was on foot, in heels. i got the car and it's not like i can't catch up to where ever she's gone. after about a minute of her not coming back, i tried to start the car, but the engine wouldn't start. no wonder she was still trying to figure out the controls.

Girl

Stupid boy. He tried to find me. Of course, I was already off with my friends and enjoying the night. But he came in and found me, whisked me away and took me to my "favorite resturaunt." I grunted and took off one of my heels and chucked it at him.

He sighed contently and said, "You're impossible."  

I was of course, deeply hurt by this comment so I shot back in reply, "Thank you, that's very nice of you."

He laughed and only then did I realize that I proved his point. 

Time to execute it.

boy

the girl was so adorable. she said to come over, so i did.

giving me a glimpse of what she held, my eyes widened in horror, and that would be the last thing i would ever see.

Girl

Mission. Complete.