victon scenarios ♡

VICTON dialing the wrong number

SEUNGWOO

Seungwoo: Hello is this the animal adoption center? Do you guys have a desert fox I can adopt-

Unknown: What the f- MOM MY STALKER GOT MY NUMBER HELP

Seungwoo: Wait what isn't this the adoption center?

Unknown: Shut up you stalker!! How did you get my number OH MY GOD THIS IS A CRIME.

Seungwoo: *ends call* She's so weird what the-

Seungsik: *burtsts into the room* WHO WERE YOU TALKING TO?! A SHE?! ARE YOU CHEATING ON ME-

Seungwoo: *shuts him up with a kiss*

Seungsik: *drops dead*

SEJUN

Sejun: J-Jimin sunbaenim... Is that y-you?

Unknown: BTS Jimin?

Sejun: OH MY GOD IS THIS REALL YOU I LOVE YOU SO MUCH PLEASE NOTICE ME OH MY-

Unknown: Nah bro sorry LMAO

Sejun: B-Bu- JIMIN SUNBAENIMMMMMM

Unknown: I'm an A.R.M.Y though...

Sejun: Huh? REALLY?!

Unknown: Yeah my fave is JHOPEEEEE!! Your favourite is Jimin right? HAHA

Sejun: IT'S SO OBVIOUS...

Unknown: By the way... I'm Y/N~

Sejun: O-Oh... I'm Sejun... Nice to, hear you?

-and they talked over the phone for about an hour-

SUBIN

Subin: Heochan-ah~ Come over to my room... Seungsik isn't ho-

Seungsik: WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU CALLING HEOCHAN OVER TO YOUR ROOM YOUNG MAN?!

Subin: OH MY GOD I THOUGHT THIS WAS HEOCHAN'S NUMBER I'M SORRY OH MY-

Seungsik: WHAT WERE YOU GOING TO DO?!

Subin: NOTHING I SWEAR IT'S NOTHING

Seungsik: YOU'RE UNDERAGED BOY DON'T EVEN DARE TO-

Subin: I SAID WE WERE NOT GOING TO DO ANYTHING DAMN IT

Seungsik: You sounded horny though...

Subin: I wasn't I SWEAR

Seungsik: I'll be watching you.....

Subin: Y-Yes

*Seungsik hangs up*

Subin: Damn it....I swear he's so annoying ugh...

*phone starts ringing*

Subin: What the f- *answers call*

Seungsik: DID YOU JUST BITCH ABOUT ME?! OH BOY YOU GONNA GET HIT BY THE FRYING PAN

Subin: HOW DID YOU EVEN KNOW OH MY-

Seungsik: BECAUSE I HAVE INSTINCTS

Seungsik

Seungsik: Hi can I buy some of your ridiculously and amazingly soft-

Unknown: You want some soft buns?

Seungsik: What? No no no I want some soft-

Unknown: Soft boiled eggs?

Seungsik: NO I WANT SOME SOFT-

Unknown: Soft plushies?

Seungsik: NO OKAY I WANT SOME SOFT-

Unknown: Toys?

Seungsik: CAN YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP BECAUSE I WANT SOME SOFT PILLOWS JESUS CHRIST

Unknown: You should've told me earlier!

Seungsik: YOU DIDN'T EVEN ALLOW ME TO SPEAK

Unknown: Whatever I don't sell anything so you probably dialled the wrong number... Bye. *hangs up*

Seungsik: THAT SON OF A BITCH OH MY GOD

Heochan

Heochan: H-Highlight sunbaenim... Is that y-you?

Unknown: Hello?

Heochan: OH MY GOD IS IT ACTUALLY YOU I'M GOING TO DIE OH MY GOD I LOVE YOU SO MUCH AH YOU MADE VICTON HAPPENED I SWEAR-

Unknown: Who's highlight? Would you like a highlighter or something?

Heochan: Never mind... *hangs up* Two more numbers to go... I WILL TALK TO MY SUNBAENIMS *slams table*

Byungchan

Byungchan: Hi I would like to buy some soft-

Unknown: WHY DOES EVERYONE WANNA BUY SOMETHING SOFT

Byungchan: Huh... Wha-

Unknown: Whatever you called the wrong number bro... *hangs up*

Byungchan: *still shook*

Hanse

Hanse: HI IS THIS A CAT SPECIALIST?! I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT ABOUT A CAT THAT KEEPS ON HUMPING ME LIKE OH MY GOD IT'S SO ANNOYING-

Unknown: M-Mummy?

Hanse: Huh? Mum-

Unknown: Are you my mummy?

Hanse: No I'm not your mum... Uhm I called the wrong number so-

Unknown: Please talk to me I'm lonely...

Hanse: I don't think that's a very good idea. I should go-

Unknown: JUST KIDDING WOULD YOU LIKE TO ORDER SOME BBQ? FREE DELIVERY

Hanse: *gasp* Not what I planned but YES PLEASE

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