Tomatoredd

Part 1

Tomatoredd was an odd fellow. People that knew him- scratch that. People that had seen him at all thought he had lost it. Why? He was always talking to and fighting with himself.

Oh look, there he is now.

Tomatoredd was going to his first day of second grade. He didn't much enjoy school, as last year had been completley chaotic. Bing told him that this year would be better, and he sure hoped so.

"Do I really have to go?"

Bing ruffles his hair "Of course you do, you're no different from anybody else.

Tomatoredd sighs as he wanders off into the crowd of kids who were entering the school. Oh wait a second here, where the flip flops is his class? He has no memory of where it is.

You know the annoying thing about being a weird glitchy mesh of four people is? You are a chaotic blob in a humanoid form who can barely function correctly. Plus there's an uncountable amount of problems and worries that go along with it since all four have conciousness of their own, Tomatoredd is simply a mutal agreement between them all. (Dang it I confused myself LOL)

In this case Matt prevails and now he has no idea where his class went.

........

Well it'd be more use to go to the main office or find a nearby teacher to ask for help than just stand here getting pushed around by the crowd of kids.

He finds a teacher first.

"Um, excuse me?" he asks the teacher.

She looks down at him "What's the matter?"

"I don't know where my class is, can you help me?"

"Of course I can! Follow me to the office and we'll find which class you're supposed to go to."

He feels like he's going to fall asleep as the teacher and an office person (secritary? lol i dunno, i never go to the offices at schools) take forever to find out where he needs to be.

Suddenly his head is exploding with the voices of the other four as Tom starts a fight. Again.

"Matt, this is your fault."

"Excuse me?"

"If you weren't so forgetful-"

"Guys stop."

"Shut up, Edd."

"Tom, that's not nice!"

"Tom.."

"DO I CARE? This is stupid anyway!"

While they keep fighting Tomatoredd meanwhile is holding his head as if he were trying to make them all shut up. He probably was. To the outside world it looks like he's dizzy or something, so naturally the teacher has to ask.

"Are you okay, sweety?" (how the shittles do you spell that, ie? y? AHH)

Since Edd, Matt, and Tom were fighting it's kinda hard to say anything when they're all saying different things at different times. So instead Tomatoredd doesn't reply, instead he removes his hands from his hand and nods his head a little.

The little devils finally shaddup. Not long after the teacher leads him to his classroom and then returns to the hall. There's a few other kids in the room already when he enters. He sits by the door so that he can be the first one to leave from this class when school finally ends..

He dumps his backpack on the floor by his newly claimed territory. Er I mean seat. He's instantly bored, what do bored children do? He decides to try and draw a picture. Of what he doesn't know.

Knowing how there's four minds in him, this simple task won't be easy. What would he draw anyways? All four of him (them??) would want to draw different things so the drawing itself becomes a weird mesh of the four things.

It's a purple cat with a can as it's body, it's wearing a checkered bandana and holding a knife. Probably holding up a bank. You never know..

"This looks like shit, who would think a purple cat was intimidating?"

"It's not supposed to be intimidating, it's supposed to be fluffy! And purple!"

Now the cat's black due to scribbling over it in sharpie.

"Now it's not pretty!"

"It looks better this way, now it's a formless shadow who can take over countless cities all over the globe and cause them to tremble! Fear his roar!"

"But purple is better than black! Change it back!"

"It's sharpie you idiot, you can't magically erase it or make it go away."

"Then make it go away!"

"Guys, seriously? You're fighting over a cat's color?"

"I have the right to do so."

Meanwhile everything that's being said by the four Tomatoredd has been invlunatirly saying out loud.

Well then.

The almost full class and the teacher were staring at him as he kept fighting with himself.

"What if you didn't?"

"That doesn't make any-"

"THIS IS A FREE COUNTRY, BABY"

"We're not in the United States, Matt.."

"Oh."

"Exactly. Now stop trying to ruin this death machine. It's perfect."

"Why would a black kitten take over the world? Kittens can't do that, they think eating dog shit is fantastic." (true story, bro, i've seen kittens do that.. ;-;)

"Then this kitten will take over the world and eat all the dog shit he wants!"

"What if it's a she!"

"Matt."

"What?"

"No. His name shall be Shenron."

"Hell no, we don't need any of your anime shit in this."

"Sure we do."

"What's even the problem here? I'm so confused."

"Shh, this is the sound of creativity."

"Communism."

"You can hear those things?"

"Yes, you totally can."

"Why can't I hear them then?"

"Because you're not creative or a communist."

"Hey! Purple cats are creative!"

"At least it's not green, because green is no-"

"SHUT UP"

xxx

I'm diving into this head first with no idea where this is going, so if you have suggestions feel free to share them with me lmao.

I want to try and update this at least once a week, but I have a lot of projects to do for school so I may not be able to keep that up or do it at all. Good news, though, is that I kinda know what I'm writing for the second part pff

I REALLY WANT TO HAVE BING MAKE FUN OF LARRY BECAUSE HE'S A VICE PARENT AND THAT DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE

*lowkeyshipsthemintoinfinityandyoucan'tstopmewhydoesnoonelovethesetwothey'regreatahhh*