Me: Lets play a little game, shall we?

Person: okay, what game is it?

Me: Well,  um, it involves wood and picking it.

Person: *Questioning ever word I say*
Did you knock over the tooth pick container again?

Me: *Looks over to bed*
Ummmmmm.......

Me: *Looks over to bed*Ummmmmm

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