Paw-some Cat puns!!!

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Today I though I might share some of my Hiss-terical Cat Puns.

;3 (I'm going to make this face a lot.....)

Paw-don me if I'm if make claw-ful today, but I am Litter-ally dying of 2 week cold.

But hey, it has its Purr-ks! :33333333333

I get to listen to mews-ic in bed and watch some of my fav-fur-rite cartoons :D

Now only if my Mom would stop bo-fur-ing me!!!!!!!!

And when I actually need her to help meow-t, she is gone. -_-

Well, besides feline bad, Life is claw-some!  I just got an A on my Hiss-tory test! 

(Don't you think all these puns are claw-ver? :3)

Also, my fur-ends will probably come over later.

However, I am feline un-fur-tunate be-claws (3 PUNS IN A ROW X3) it is so cold outside.

Well, cats all! :3

~Chat

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