Draco Malfoy Imagines

Ferret pun

[Most Recent Edits: 20 Feb. 2021]

Reader: Slytherin - He/Him/She/Her/They/Them/etc. - No fixed appearance
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   Nothing in this world, and I mean nothing, could stress me out more then potions. Snape kept pointing out my mistakes, and for every mistake he did catch, he added another inch for me to do on the essay. I was supposed to write about some antidote, but I'm not even sure if I still had a pulse going. Obviously it's still going. I'm still alive...

Moving on, besides potions today was a great-

"Keep your fat mouth shout, then!" A familiar voice, which came from Mr. Potter himself.

My eyes dart towards the argument, which I found both intriguing and quite entertaining.

Yadie yadie yada, more fighting.

Blah blah blah. Professor Moody pops up.

Rubbish, rubbish, and more rubbish. Malfoy was a ferret...

MALFOY WAS A FERRET!

I couldn't help but laugh with the rest of the students who stood to watch. I jog my way over and took a  place next to Harry.

The platinum furred ferret was bouncing around everywhere.

Quite hilarious.

All of a sudden Professor McGonagall came rushing out. "What are you doing?" She questioned, with a slight hint of frantic in her voice.

"Teaching." Moody replied, not taking his eyes off Malfoy.

"Is that a-! Is that a student?!" This time she didn't sound as 'calm'

"Technically. It's a ferret." I couldn't help but burst out laughing.

Potter nudged my side to indicate Mcgonagall's stare, immediately shutting me up.

After a lengthy lecture, both professors disappeared. Malfoy was, unfortunately, a human again.

"My father will-!" I cut the annoy, blonde, prat off.

"Oh shut it Malfoy! This isn't ferret all." I whined, annoyingly as possible. Let's just say I pulled a Pansy screech.

[ To all that are confused with the pun, "ferret" = "fair at" :) ]

It took a second for people to catch on to my pun. Eventually, I earned a chuckle from the Weasley twins.

"We have to listen to your constant complaints, and we finally got a small break - but here you are running your mouth again! However, I will admit, you are highly entertaining when trapped in some fat oaf's pants. Of course, no offense Crabbe."

His jaw clenches.

Everyone else started to walk away.

As was I, to get back to my twenty page inch assignment, but I was caught at the wrist.

"Maybe next time you should stick up for your fellow Slytherin, [Y/N]." He hissed.

"Yes, but in my case, Slytherins are supposed to be ambitious."

He rolls his eyes, "What does that have to do with anything?"

I place my free hand on my hip and say, "I was eager to do something right then - and that was to embarrass you. 'Why?' you may ask, well, to put it simply, it was for my own amusement."

I quickly yank my arm out of his grip, "That being said, I'll see you at Hogsmeade! Can't wait for our date."

Crabbe and Goyle had the most confused face plastered on, all Malfoy did was smirk.

I pecked him on the cheek and off I went.

My first imagine! Unless I decided to put this after one. 😂 Well I hoped you enjoyed, I'm not the best at puns, but don't get all moody on me. 😉

^2021 me looking back, at a 2017 A/N, cringing.

CLARIFICATIONS: Y/N and Draco are dating (in secret ig). They just bicker and poke fun at each other - in a way that "enemies", but not really enemies, do.