Why Be An Idiot When You Can Be Jill Ellis

Chapter 1: Fuck off peacocks

Chapter 1:

I woke up from my annoying peacocks. I look out the window, think about how fucking amazing I am, and open up my diary.

Dear diary, I Jill shouldn't have too put up with these players who want more playing time like Kelly. I mean she like plays every practice! That's more then enough time!! You know what!! I should just play myself and then they won't have too worry because we will win every game. Ugh these annoying fucking peacocks won't shut up. Goodbye for now,
Jilly

I walk outside to find 100 peacocks by my door and windows squawking away.

I guess they are less annoying as Pinoe. She will never shut the hell up!
I always like to think on the bright side!

Anyways, I feed them there cheap 70$ food. (because I'm rich as hell) As soon as I go inside I get a text from Carli. I love her! She's definitely the best on the team. I say that with no doubt in my blonde headed mind. I get interrupted by those mother fuckin peacocks again!

"SHUT THE HELL UP YOU COCK HEADS!" I shout through the windows. Some times I wish I could just chuck them off a bridge. Accept I can't because they are my only friends besides Carli. I want to know if Carli is in love with me. I love her. I start making ship names for us like, Jarli and Cill! We would look so cute together. I get so caught up in my mind I find myself writing an essay about how I love her and how we should hook up. Oops!? ;)