Later that day, Panditji comes to the house. Ramnath and Nirmala welcome him and hand him Shravan and Sumo's kundalis. He goes through them intently. Shravan and Sumo come down and see Panditji...
Shravan(folding his hands)-Arre Panditji, namaste! Aap kab aaye??
Pandit doesnt reply
Shravan-Arre Panditji, kitne dino baad aap ghar aaye hain! Aaj toh hamare saath khana kha ke hi jayiyega!
Still, there is no reply!
Shravan-Arre Panditji, koi accha mahurat mila kya? Humein paas wala hi mahurat chahiye! Zyada der bilkul nahin karni hain! Jitni jaldo ho sake, hum Shaadi ke saare formalities khatam karna chahte hain!
Now the Pandit gets really angry!
Pandit(snarling)-Tujhe dikh nahin raha kya! Main tumhare shaadi ke lihe hi accha mahurat dhoond raha hoon! Ab inta jaldbaazi karoge toh galat mahurat nikal ke de doonga! Phir iss shaadi main kabhi pyaar nahin hogaa! Tum dono ke Kabhi bacche nahin hoge!!
Pushkar Interrupts...
Pushkar-Panditji, aap jo bhi kahiye, ye baat toh sach nahin ho sakta! Bhaiya aur Sumo ke koi bacche nahin hoge? Impossible!! Inka bas chale toh yahi pe na... Shravan-Chote Teri toh....
Pushkar runs and Shravan chases him across the room!
Panditji-Bacchon ke tadha daudna BANDH karo! Main yaha kaam karne ki koshish kar raha hoon!
Shravan and Pushkar-Sorry Panditji!
Shravan goes back and Stands next to Sumo
Shravan(whispering into Sumo's ear)-Jo bhi bolo Sumo, Pushkar keh toh sach hi raha hain! Hum dono toh... Sumo-Galti se bhi ye sentence khatam kiya na, toh zor ka lagaungi tumhare kaan ke neeche! Chup chaap khade raho aur mahurat ka intezaar karo!
Shravan mischeviously holds Sumo by her waist and pulls her closer to him. He refuses to let go!
Sumo-Shravan yaha pe pura parivaar hain! Kya kar rahe ho! Shravan-Sumo, Shaadi ki hain maine tumse! Aur hamare constitution ke according, shaadi ke baad pyaar karna bilkul legal hain! Aur mera haq bhi hain! Sumo-Kabhi Vakeel toh kabhi Politician! Apni profession khud pata hain tumhe?? Shravan-Vakeel Politician, etc etc se pehle main tumhara pati hoon na! Aur ek pativrata patni hone ke naate... Sumo-Pativrata my foot!
Sumo pinches Shravan hard! He lets go!!
Panditji is still checking the calendars for a good Wedding date for Suman and Shravan.
Sometime later...
Panditji-3 Din ke baad ek Mahurat hain, 2 Mahine baad ek hain, aur 7 Mahine baad ek hain!
Shravan(excitedly)-3 din wala mahurat final kar dijiye na! Iss tadha se mujhe aur Sumo ko sirf 3 din alag rehna padega! Bas! Yahi final kar dijiye!
Everybody starts laughing! Sumo looks at Shravan..
Sumo-**facepalm** Shravan-Sab has kyu rahe ho! Nirmala-Shravan tu bhi na! 3 din wala mahurat! Pagal ho gaya hain kya! Shravan-Ma ye sirf ek formality hain! Hamari shaadi ho chuki hain! Aditya-Ha! Court main! Jaha pe tumne Suman ko na Mangalsutra pehnaya, na maang main sindoor bhara! Shaadi koi formality nahin hain Shravan! Ek bandhan hain! Aise hi nahin ho jaya hain woh! Shravan-Ha par... Ramnath-Ab iss baat ko le kar koi argument nahin hogi! Panditji, aap 7 mahine wala mahurat final kar dijiye! Shravan and Sumo Simultaneously- SAATH MAHINE!!!
Everybody looks at them...
Nirmala-Kya hua Suman beta... koi problem hain kya?? Sumo-Nahin ma, ab theek hain! Par 7 mahine thoda zyaada nahin hain? Ramnath-Waise soch kar dekho toh kam hain! Bahut kaam karna padega hum sabko! Saath mahine toh yu hi beet jayenge! Aakhir Ramnath Malhotra ke bete ki Shaadi hain! Kamini-Aur waise bhi, in saath mahinon main Shravan puttar kabhi kabhi jaa ke Suman se mil bhi sakti hain na! Pushkar-Kabhi kabhi? Bhaiya ka bas chale toh wahi pe rehne lage woh! Shravan-Chote tujhe thappad khana hain??
Everybody starts laughing...!
Aditya-Dont worry Shravan! Bas aise soch lo ki tum dono Girlfriend Boyfriend ho, jinki families unke shaadi ke liye maan gaye hain! Ab shaadi 7 mahine baad hain! Tab takh tum dono ek Couple ki tadha raho!
Everybody nods...
Shravan-Chalo theek hain....
Nirmala-Suman, tumhe aaj Tiwari Killa wapas jaana padega! Packing karne main help karu? Sumo-Nahin ma, Main kar lungi!
Sumo goes up to her and Shravan's room... Shravan follows...
In the room..
Shravan-Yaar Sumo, hum dono ka toh luck hi kharab hain yaar! Sumo-Ha Shravan, mujhe pata hain! Par kya karen? Riwaaz toh riwaaz hota hain na! Shravan-12 saal ke baad hum ek hue, toh bhi hum ek nahin hue! Hadh hain yaar!
Sumo pulls Shravan closer to herself
Sumo-Bas 7 mahine ki hi toh baat hain na! Aur waise bhi, I m looking forward to my BIG FAT INDIAN WEDDING! Tab takh, hum milte jhulte rahenge! Shravan(holding her by the waist)-Ok Mrs Malhotra! Jaisi aapki marzi!
Shravan kisses her on the forehead...
Sumo-Aur waise bhi, dekha jaaye toh humne hamara FIRST DAYS OF LOVE ko mehsoos hi nahin kiya hain! Shravan-Matlab dekho... jab hum dono ne finally apne pyaar ka izhaar kiya, we were already married! Dont you wanna feel that heat, that adrenaline rush, when you are in a relationship with someone, and its all new and exciting?! Shravan-Agar tumhe sacchi main heat feel karna hain, toh woh main tumhe abhi feel karwa sakta hoon! Sumo-Shravan, tumhari gandi baatein kabhi khatam nahin hongi na!
Shravan(shakes his head)-Nahin!
Sumo-Sorry Shravan, but you have to CAP YOUR PEN! Main jaa raha hoon! Shravan(puppy face)-Mujhe chor ke mat jao na! Sumo-Shravan mujhe already bahut bura lag raha hain! Aur mat bolo yaar! Shravan-Okay! Bye!! I love you. Sumo-I love you too! Bye... PARTNER!
He gives her a kiss, and she leaves...
Suddenly an idea strikes Shravan...
Shravan-Partner, huh? Ab dekho Shravan malhotra ka kamaal!
He smiles sneakily...
ओह! यह छवि हमारे सामग्री दिशानिर्देशों का पालन नहीं करती है। प्रकाशन जारी रखने के लिए, कृपया इसे हटा दें या कोई भिन्न छवि अपलोड करें।
Precap:
Shravan goes to Tiwari Killa later that day to meet Sumo... they have a talk!
Shravan then comes back home and packs his bags amd comes down to the hall!
Ramnath-Ye sab kya hain Shravan?? Shravan-Yaad hain papa, ki aaj subah aap logo ne kya kaha tha? Ramnath-Kya? Shravan-Ki main aur Sumo partners hain right, jinki families ne unke shaadi ke liye haami bhar diya hain! Nirmala-Ha toh? Shravan-Toh Ma, baat bahut Simple hain! Main aur Sumo partners hain! Thats why maine teh kiya hain, ki hamare shaadi takh... Nirmala-Kya??? Shravan-Hamare Shaadi takh, we are going to LIVE TOGETHER...!!
