Book four: a summary
Hajime: THIS IS GONNA BE AWESOME WE'RE GONNA GO ON ADVENTURES AND-oh ok now I'm traumatized and clinically depressed
Owain: must protect Hajime at all costs must protect Hajime at all costs must protect Hajime at all costs must fRICK I SCREWED UP
Iniko: friendship costs an arm and a leg hahahHA fRICKEN ZAEL
Obi: who am I, they ask. who am I, I ask. I ponder this as I watch the news in my underwear
Chrome: can everyone plz be happy for my sake
Farlan: I MAY ACT LIKE AN UTTER OVERCONFIDENT MANIAC ON THE OUTSIDE BUT TRUTHFULLy it's just a coverup for how much I miss Alice
Sage: what is happiness
Sage: *happening
Hiyori: *screaming*
Urie: [@ Owain] boi if u don't come back in one piece
Zael: *sad sounds*
Kirai: oh did u think I couldn't make your lives worse well guess what I can this is 2077, you inferior scumbags
Alastair: can anyone tell me who I am
Lisa: I'm so open-minded you guys you could ask to hide dead bodies in my apartment room and I wouldn't ask any questions I'd be totally cool with it
