Kyle's Lucious Red Hair [UnPrivate 18+]

Kyle's Lucious Red Hair

WARNING: ALL SOUTH PARK CHARACTERS ARE BASED ON BEING 18 YEARS OR OLDER IN THIS FANFICTION. THE CREATORS OF SOUTH PARK HAVE MADE PLENTY OF EPISODES WITH THE BOYS BEING ADULTS. THANK YOU AND YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.

"You stupid Jew!"

It was everyday I had to hear this line spewed out towards my best friend Kyle. We were sitting on the couch at Stan's house playing video games.

"God dammit Stan, why do we invite that asshole to hang out with us still?" Kyle sighed.

"Ey! I've been here since the fucking beginning! Respect my Authoritah!" Cartman raged on.

"Oh you guys.." I begin to mutter.

Oh what's the use, they wouldn't listen anyways. They have been going on with this fight for years now. They say it's how boys rip on one another.

As I sighed, I felt Cartman's arm wrap around my body to pull me closer to him. "You see (Y/N), this is what we boys do, we rip on each other to prove to girls that we are the best possible mate to them. Now knowing that I proved to be your boyfriend better than Kahl, I believe a true love's first kiss is way overdue." He leaned over to kiss me but I slapped him straight in his fat cheeks. Kyle, Stan and Kenny burst out into laughter. "Dude she slapped the ice cream out of Cartman's fat ass" Kenny chuckled as Kyle and Stan laughed harder. "Yeah dude, I can see the fat go into waves on his body from the force of the slap." Stan lost his breath as he laughed that out.

Once the boys settled down, I pulled out my phone and started texting Wendy about how do we even put up with this stuff in the first place.

"Guys, I'm going home." I stood up and headed towards the door. Just as I was about to walk out the door, Kyle wrapped his arms around me firmly. "Oh don't be mad, we were just fooling around you know." I blushed as I took a hold of Kyle's hand. "Oh I know Kyle, it's alright, it's just, I'm so tired." I lied, but I didn't want to look lame in front of Kyle. Every since elementary school, those boys were the four mischievous devils that became well known around the world throughout their childhood. I on the other hand, feel that they are idiots that do unnecessary things that would not have happen if they didn't poke their noses in everything in the first place.

"Hey, how about we go to my house? We can hang out together and stuff, you know, let me make it up to you for my friends?" He snuggled his head on my shoulder. My blush deepen as his breath fell upon my neck. Cartman chuckled "Kahl is just looking to have sex with you (Y/N)." Kyle turned around sharply and glared "Shut your fucking mouth Cartman!" Kenny died of laughter "Yeah, he was talking about banging you into submission and how easy you would be to fuck." Stan hit both of them on the head "Don't worry (Y/N), This stuff happened to me when I hung out with Wendy around these dicks."

Kyle was about to say something but he turned to see that I was already gone. I should have gone to the movies with Butters and Dougie, at least I wouldn't have gotten a headache.

"(Y/N)!" I turned to see Kyle running towards me, he slowly approached me and smiled. "I'm sorry about my friends (Y/N)" He said calmly. I stared at him "I was just tired that's all." I tried to walk on but he grabbed my hand and pulled me close to his chest. "I'm sorry (Y/N).." His voice trailed off. My face darken as I laid my head on his chest. "I want to see your hair Kyle." I whispered. He smirked "Come to my house then, and I'll let you touch my hair as much as you please."

We arrived at Kyle's house lips locked as he lead me up to his bedroom. I laid myself on the bed as Kyle crawled on top of me, kissing me and making love to my neck. I removed his ushanka and ran my fingers through his amazing, red hair. He smiled cheerfully as he cupped my breast into his hands "What gets you so excited about my hair (Y/N)?" I moaned at his touch "Oh~ because it's soo soft and curly and makes you look incredibly sexy." Kyle removed my shirt and kissed in between my breast. I whimpered softly as he slipped my left nipple out of my bra and began to suckle it.

"Oh Kyle.." I grabbed an handful of his hair as he removed my bra. He rested his head on my breasts. "My god they are as soft as pillows." He teased by pinching the most sensitive nipple. I moaned to this and urged for him to take off his clothes. He pulled down his pants and removed his shirt, his member stood erect anxious to make love to me. I blushed then closed my legs. "K-Kyle?" I whispered innocently. He raised an eyebrow at me and stared "You're not having second thoughts are you?" I shook my head "It's just.. it's my first time, and I don't want you to hurt me..." He kissed my lips "I would never hurt you (Y/N)" Kyle whispered as he nibbled my ear.

He took off my panties as his fingers went straight towards my jewel. I winced as I felt Kyle's fingers go into my vagina, he paced two fingers inside of me and slowly went up and down inside of me. "You're so tight (Y/N).." He whispered as he pressed his tongue onto my clit and began to suckle it. I moaned as Kyle continued to lick my jewel as he began to aggressively jab his fingers inside of me. I arched my back and orgasm as Kyle positioned himself with his member pointing straight at my innocence, ready to deflower me.

Oh Kyle I love you so much.

He entered my body gently, I moaned helplessly as Kyle length thickened each time he pushed forward inside of me. I wrapped my arms around his body to experience each intimate stroke he placed upon my body. "Oh (Y/N), I love you so much." Kyle growled as he went faster in intimate thrust. I began to pant as Kyle began to squeeze and tease my boobs as his member's head thrust itself deep into me as we both came into an orgasm.

Kyle laid down on his back as I snuggled onto his body. "Oh Kahl~" I said playfully.

Kyle ran his fingers through my hair. "You're so adorable (Y/N)" I smiled at this.

"You know, I think I can continue to tolerate your friends for the rest of my life if you are always by my side."