A New Base With a Little Terror on the Side

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Sorry that it took me a while to get this chapter out. I was- well, you probably already know what I was doing. Haha.

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"AHHHHH!!!!!!! WHO SUGGESTED THIS ISLAND?!!!! WAIT DUMB QUESTION, IT WAS ME!!!!!! I'M A MUTTON HEAD!!!!!!" Snotlout shouted as he and Hiccup ran away from a bunch of wild boars.

They kept running until they came to a cliff. "Great. What now, genius?" Snotlout asked Hiccup once again.

Hiccup looked at him and replied. "Uuuh w-weapons. We need weapons." He said then started looking around.

Snotlout looked down and smiled mischeviously. "Got one!" He bent down and grabbed Hiccup's metle leg.

Hiccup beat on his back in protest. "C'mon Snotlout! I was serious! That's my leg! Would you just, let go?!" He shouted. He looked up and noticed the boars were getting closer.

Out of no where a blast scared the boars away. Hiccup looked into the sky and saw, what a surprise, his ticked off wife. She just shook her head at them and flew off.

The next island they flew to was full of Whispering Death's. The thisrd one had Blue Oleander's, which were deadly to dragons.

Finally they found the perfect one.

"I like it. It has nice side lines and is easily defendable. I think it's perfect." Astrid said.

"Yep. In my opinion it's to perfect." Everyone just gave him confused look. "Well you know what Thor says. 'When something looks to perfect ot probably, more than likely, without a shodow of a doubt, sucks.'" He said in a deep 'Thor like' voice.

"Yeeeah I'm guessin' Thor never said anything remotely like that. Let's go." Hiccup said.

They flew down to a nice meadow to settle down in. Hiccup went staight to work at trying to prepare for the night. But, just as he was about to give instructions, he noticed that no one was listening. Instead, they were all huddled up looking at something on the ground.

"Snotlout? What the hell is that supposed to be?" Astrid asked in an irritated voice.

"It's my 's', my fair Astrid. I'm surprised you didn't know that already." He answered.

"First of all, don't ever call me like that again. Second of all, it doesn't matted what shape the outpost is in. What matters is that it's functional and operarional." She told him in a sassy voice.

Hiccup decided to try and cut in. "Guys, uh acrually we need-," he was cut off by Fishlegs.

"We need a place for rest and rehabilitation. My meditation garden would have all of that. Look." He said said pointing to his own model.

"Is that a hot tub?" Astrid asked in disbelief.

"No. That would be the famous rock garden. The hot tub is over there." He pointed to it.

A purple blast shot the s Snotlout made and finally snapped them out of their frenzy. "Oops. Sorry bout that." Hiccup said sarcastically. "Now that we finally have your attention, we can start on the plans tomarrow. For now, we need to prepare for tonight. So, split up and find all the supplies you can." He ordered.

Snotlout just scoffed and turned towards Astrid. "I don't know about you, but personally, I'd prefer 'Whiney Berk Hiccup' waaaay more than 'Princess Outpost Hiccup'." He said and walked away.

"I know right?" Astrid turned towards Hiccup, smiled, and gave him a thumbs up before walking away.

Hiccup just rolled his eyes. 'Baby brain getting to her.' He thought to himself. He smiled at the thought of being a father. He couldn't wait to hold the little baby, HIS little baby, in his arms.

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