Things I Hate On Wattpad

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Bad boy stories... *shudders*.

There's a special place inside for these suckers... deep down. And no, it's not in my heart, guys. There's no room for such a huge pest in my cold little excuse for a heart. I think it's buried in my lower intestine, never to be seen again.

So, there's this guy, you see. He smokes, owns a motorcycle, is probably Italian/French/Latino... yes, we all know who he is. The tall, dark, and unrealistically handsome "bad boy". Guess what? If you love this joker, you're in luck. He's everywhere, like those pictures of your blue weave from sixth grade. Even though he's tough, he can totally change: for Mary Sue, our resident nerd with self esteem issues and a pole up her anus.

Mary Sue is a bit of a bore. All she really does is complain about her looks and act nervous/scared all of the time. There's also the occasional moment involving said bad boy and something I really don't feel like talking about (which clearly happens with most high schoolers). However, Mary Sue has a weird talent up her sleeve. Little Miss Uptight is going to turn the "bad boy" (I use quotations on purpose) into a poster boyfriend. Well, guess what, Mary Sue? You'd be screwed in the real world.

Besides, real-life bad boys aren't even appealing. Trust me, I know better. They usually look pretty messed up from drugs and fistfights.