Rants: The Sequel [COMPLETE]

toilets

I dislike when i go to a friends house and ive never used their bathroom.

Like more specifically their toilet(s).

Especially at night.

Like...

Is it loud?
Do i hold the thing down until it fully flushes?
Do i only have to push it once, for a second?
Is it like those really fast flushes?
Is it slow?
Will i clog it?
Where the fuck is your plunger just in case?
What the fuck?

Like those things???

Idfk why but i feel uncomfortable using a friends toilet if I've never used it before.

I would cry if i did something wrong and it over flowed, or woke someone up.

Like...

Does it go slow?
Does it book fucking ass down that hole?
Is it a weak flushing?
Is it a terrifyingly strong flushing?

These give me minor anxiety.

Each fucking time i use their toilet.