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Isaac- Bold
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Today, 3:34 pm
"Sylvia, I'm going to fucking murder you."
"Oh my gosh, please don't. I'm still a virgin."
"Wait, you're not Sylvia."
"Yeah, and it's a good thing too. I mean, I don't really feel like being murdered today."
"Maybe another day then?"
"Nah, I like food too much to die."
"Amen, brother. Amen."
"..."
"Wait, are you really a virgin?"
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Aloha
Welcome to Telephone Bills, my very first book. I'm sorry if there are any mistakes and blah blah blah, please message me if you happen to come across one.
As an official warning: this book will have swearing, crude humor, sexual jokes and some really cringey cliches, so read at your own risk.
Sorry in advance :))))))
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Telephone Bills
Short Story"Sylvia, I'm going to fucking murder you." "Oh my gosh, please don't, I'm still a virgin." "Oh. You're not Sylvia." "Yeah, and that's a good thing too. I don't really feel like being murdered today." -- In which the wro...
