This Is Sin (Haikyuu Crap)

KuroKen

Of course I haft to start w/ this! /(>v<)/
This is my first Haikyuu Crap Book so I'm starting with this!

Kenma didn't want to do this, but Kuroo and Lev had insisted he just try. When he refused they made a bet, which he lost.

"I bet you'd look great! Come out and let us see!" Kuroo teased him. With a pout, Kenma stepped into the gym. All of Nekoma stared wide-eyed.

Kenma wore the schoolgirl uniform like the pair had requested.

"Looking good Kenma!" Lev called. The rest whistled. Kenma turned to leave but Kuroo grabbed his arm.

"I just had an amazing idea. Bye guys!" Kuroo called out, leading Kenma outside. Kenma wanted to know where they were going, but knowing Kuroo, he probably didn't. They soon took their first steps into the mall.

"Why are we here? I still need to change," Kenma stated. He tried to go change, but Kuroo didn't let him.

"We're going to see how many people we can trick to think your a girl!" Kuroo explained. Kenma shook his head.

"No. Were not. I'm leaving," he said, trying to get free.

"Let's go! Come on! I bet we could trick the whole mall!"

"No. I'm not gonna. Please let me be."

"Kenma~ Please for me?"

"Why would that make me say otherwise?"

"Because you love me!"

"How'd you get that idea?"

"Tsundere!"

"That's reserved for Tsukkishima."

"Kenma!"

"I said no."

"I'll go yandere"

"Impossible"

"How would you know?"

"I just do."

"I'll drag you."

"No you won't."

"Yes I will!"

"Aw, look at that young couple!" an old woman exclaimed. There was an old couple was watching the two cats. "A love quarrel! I remember having those."

Kenma and Kuroo blushed. "Let's just go," Kenma stated and tried to leave.

"No. Not yet! They fell for it, so that means other people in this mall would too! I want something to laugh at!" Kuroo complained. "Plus. I want you to stay in that a little longer...," he mumbled out of earshot.

"Hey mister why are you cross dressing?" a small child asked.

"How did you know?" Kuroo asked the kid.

"Because I'm a girl and I know these things. Plus his body is still a man. I could tell by how he walks," the kid explained.

"Wait, your a girl? I thought you were a girlish-male like Kenma!" Kuroo asked.

"I may have short hair like your friend's and a male's outfit on, but I'm still technically a female!" she pouted. "I should start wearing dresses and skirts..."

"Hey. Don't worry. Every school I go to, I'm mistaken for a girl. It'll get better," Kenma said squatting down. He pet her head.

"Really? Thanks big brother!" she smiled.

"Big brother?" Kenma mumbled.

"Yeah! I'm gonna call you that from now on! I hope we meet again. No, let fate allow us see each other again!" she exclaimed before hugging Kenma and ran off.

"Your like a big sister. Its pretty funny!" Kuroo teased and Kenma pouted.

"Let's just leave. If it'll get me home, I'll wear the girl school uniform tomorrow," Kenma offered.

"Nah. Just wear that for the rest of the day and spend the night!" Kuroo said. Kenma nodded, wanting to leave the mall behind. They left and headed to Kuroo's.

---

It been hours and Kuroo fell asleep at twelve. Kenma was still playing his PSP in that girl's uniform from an anime he'd never heard of.

Kenma nearly dozed off when he heard Kuroo mumbled something in his sleep, "I wish you'd wear girl's clothes more often. Your cute in them."

Kenma smiled. Maybe he would.

That was something!