Robbers

twenty four

incoming call from minghao...
accept | ignore

"minghao, it's 4 am."

"i wanted to hear your voice."

"whY ARE YOU LIKE THIS? YOU USUALLY TEASE THE HELL OUT OF ME."

"i mean, your ugly voice ew. my ear is bleeding."

"i'm hanging up."

"no wait don't ok i'll stop."

"why are you calling me?"

"i'm booooored."

"IT'S 4 FUCKING AM."

"it's still early for me."

"pfft, robbers."

"SO YOU ACTUALLY BELIEVED??"

"yOU LIED???"

"i didn't."

"but you don't look like a robber. you're more like a...."

"OPPA???"

"A DANCER???"

"i can dance."

"wow great for you."

"i'll dance for you the next time we meet."

"wow who said we're going to meet again??"

"me, just now."

"fuck you, i'm sleeping."

"NO, just a few more minutes, squishy little babyyyy."

"....."

"hELLO?"

"what????"

"i like you."

"OMG MINGHAO STOPPPP."

"i won't."

"....wait minghao..."

"what is it??"

"stop talking..."

"....."

"WHAT'S THAT NOISE??"

"what noise?"

"OMG MINGHAO ARE YOU WATCHING PORN???????"

"OMG NO WTF, JUNHUI WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! DON'T BE SO LOUD SHE CAN H—"

call ended.